A BEAUTIFUL WORLD WITHOUT NURSES ~ Wake up Daddy with hope and joy because all of the nurses have been ground into a large mountain of fertilizer! Oh joy and rapture! Finally we may all dance and sing without having to worry about nurses murdering us!

LINING MY POCKETS WITH SANDWICH BAGS TO STEAL SOUP FROM THE BUFFET...Got any of those sack-loads of **** that are so popular everywhere these days? Yes! Just got a million sack-loads of them 10 minutes ago. May I see them? Are you a cop? No. Well I am! You're under arrest for your "sack-load of **** inquiry" which is punishable with a mandatory penectomy plus your collection of green stamp books! Oh no! Not my green stamp books?! Take my *****, just don't take my green stamps!

When Obama was little, he wore glasses, big ones made by communists. He had a friend named Melvin who could store cheese in his ears for up to 12 days. One day, as Obama & Melvin were eating cheese, the sweet bird of paradise landed on a nearby bush. "Look," Melvin whispered with his head cocked upward like a forest ranger addicted to Dristan, "that bird looks exactly like my neighbor who was eaten by cannibal Pygmies 7 years ago."

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Not to be confused with Panama Papers or Paradise Papers.

The Pandora Papers are 11.9 million leaked documents with 2.9 terabytes of data that the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists (ICIJ) published beginning on 3 October 2021.[1][2][3] The leak exposed the secret offshore accounts of 35 world leaders, including current and former presidents, prime ministers, and heads of state as well as more than 100 business leaders, billionaires, and celebrities. The news organizations of the ICIJ described the document leak as their most expansive exposé of financial secrecy yet, containing documents, images, emails and spreadsheets from 14 financial service companies, in nations including Panama, Switzerland and the United Arab Emirates.[4][5] The size of the leak surpassed their previous release of the Panama Papers in 2016, which had 11.5 million confidential documents and 2.6 terabytes of data.[6][7][8][9][10] The ICIJ said it is not identifying its source for the documents.[11]

The ICIJ estimates that the total global amount of money held offshore (outside the country where the money was made) is between US$5.6 trillion and US$32 trillion.[3][12][13]

She was a lovely woman with large knobs that could tell you how fast the wind was blowing when we were cruising on my dad's 300-million-dollar yacht. Anyway, she was in love with my cousin Jamaal who was of ***** descent.

saved my marriage! I was sagging a lot and my husband noticed and he was angry so I bought 55 gallons of this new ****** spray {Peek-a-Boo} and my marriage was saved and it only took 5 minutes!

CBC News. Pfizer to Pay $142M for Drug Fraud. 2010. Mar 26, Retrieved April 9, 2010. < http://www.cbc.ca/health/story/2010/03/25/gabapentin-ubc.html?ref=rss>.

THE STORY OF ED ASNER'S **** NIGHT WITH HIS COUSIN was not meant to be published in a newspaper because Ed was a private guy who never wanted to drag his cousin's good name into a scandal, but it was too late because everyone who wasn't blind was reading about that **** night between Ed and his cousin. "What's this world coming to?" Ed's cousin asked a concerned Walmart greeter who just shook his head in a defeated way that made 3 Siamese triplets ***** copiously on each other till the floor in front of cash register 7 was so slippery that it took 3 gay Walmart employees with new mops an hour to clean up.

Richly trip me up my Ohio mucky pup! It talks a lot in the dark, like an escaped hatchet salesman on L.S.D. It skips a heartbeat, like an escaped hatchet salesman's wife on L.S.D. It comes at me when my guard's down; when my fingers are numb in the barren Sierras; when the aborticide rate's at its highest.

is a little ****** with a big heart of gold who needs tall people to reach things on high shelves for her. One day there was a horrible explosion at the ****** shoe factory and many midgets were forced to go bare-footed for months. Rita stepped forward with 58,000 pairs of normal-sized shoes with the toes cut out and the ends folded over and stitched tight. Many midgets were thankful. Later, Rita donated both kidneys to midgets and nearly all of her brain. She was hailed as a ****** saint for doing that.

Thirty-three thousand centuries before toilet paper was invented (toilet paper that's seventy-five billion times softer than a mother's kiss) hungry farmers grew corn in massive fields that stretched for billions of miles. Those were tough times back then when women with extra vulvas were extremely popular in Pennsylvania's southwestern coal-mining sectors.

SLAPPING THE **** OUT OF A CHEESE-EATING PAGAN! I thought it was a lawn jockey, but it was a pagan eating cheese from a bag. I took out my small knife, the one that scales fish. One more pagan fillet job and my week's done. But no! ******'s wrong. Wrong unless it's done during a war. I'll just slap the **** out of this one. Beat the godless wonder within an inch of his Satan-loving life.

I recently met a nice ***** man who sleeps under a tarp beneath a bridge on interstate highway 95. His name is Tyrone and he has 14 children to 10 women. We shared a can of pinto beans as he told me about his interesting life: "I was born to a multi-billion-dollar family who founded Canada and three-quarters of modern America. Each morning our French maid {who was always naked} prepared luscious soul food that made our large penises harder than bauxite. I wanted to grow up quickly and make her have babies until she couldn't anymore. Her name was Fifi Alabama, and I loved her more than dogs love having themselves euthanized. She was a lovely woman with large knobs that could tell you how fast the wind was blowing when we were cruising on my dad's 300-million-dollar yacht. Anyway, she was in love with my cousin Jamaal who was of ***** descent. Fifi preferred ***** men because she was crazy. I often marveled at the way her labials sparkled in the moon-glow like a thousand nurses eating tuna fish on top of the Empire State Building during a hurricane and even if it takes 20 years, I'll possess Fifi's body and impregnate it a lot. Amen and so help me God and Merry Christmas."