𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚊 Ｂｅｒｌｉｎｓｋｙ

𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚊 Ｂｅｒｌｉｎｓｋｙ 39m

“𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗚-𝗕𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗮𝗴𝗲𝘀...” ~ 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗠𝗲𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘀 𝗝𝗼𝗵 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗻 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘇 𝗟𝗮𝗻𝗴'𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗺 𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒔 (𝟭𝟵𝟮𝟳)

𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚊 Ｂｅｒｌｉｎｓｋｙ 14h

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ 𝗟𝗲𝘁'𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗱𝗼𝗴 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗽𝗶𝘁! ♥

𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚊 Ｂｅｒｌｉｎｓｋｙ 20h

PREPARING FOR THE INEVITABLE!

What to do if the pope dies in your double-wide trailer: (1) Remain calm. Panicking will not help. (2) Place the corpse on the floor and cover it with a rug or blanket. Do not use one that's grey! (3) Contact a local priest or bishop (if available) and inform him in English that the pope has crapped-out in your trailer (give him the trailer court's Vatican code). (4) Do not remove jewelry (or snip off a wee bit of the pope's toe, finger, earlobe, nose-tip or *****) as a souvenir or keep-sake! (5) Place a Bible under the cadaver's head instead of a pillow.

𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚊 Ｂｅｒｌｉｎｓｋｙ 1d

WE ATE CANNED PEACHES till the metal poked through our necks. Whose idea was this? I'm going home to have my esophagus stitched shut.

𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚊 Ｂｅｒｌｉｎｓｋｙ 1d

Ｎｅｖｅｒ　Ｖｏｍｉｔｅｄ

HOW TO BE HOT FRIENDS WITH STRING-BEAN GROWERS
Never take NO for an answer. String-bean growers are normal
like you & me, although not really. When a string-bean grower
attacks you politically & medically with his “special string-
bean-growing-knowledge,” simply remind him of your
willingness to shoot anyone who gets in your way.

𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚊 Ｂｅｒｌｉｎｓｋｙ 2d

SAYING 𝑭𝑼𝑪𝑲 𝑶𝑭𝑭 TO ******* LONELINESS FOREVER! ******* ******* loneliness forever!

𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚊 Ｂｅｒｌｉｎｓｋｙ 2d

Saying good-bye to ten thousand sailors

“Good-bye! One of you is the father of my unborn child.
Please don’t beat me like I beat you, because my
brother could **** me if he wanted to.”