THREE ADVANTAGES OF STORING FOOD IN YOUR STOMACH (1) Easy accessibility. It only takes 1 finger pushed down your throat to trigger the gag reflex. (2) Fun. It's fun to puke up food. (3) Prestige.
If your employer is willing to pay you to ***** on demand then
finding women to sleep with you will be a piece of cake.

I frequently eat noodles with a fork when I'm forking around
with a bowl of pork, fresh from a pig, a lifeless pig, a pig
of no consequence, a swine with no name. Oh Monster
Rogers! I never liked Joe Negri. He made
my grandmother's *** tired.

that his toilet won't flush because it's clogged with hundred-
dollar bills that he uses as toilet paper. He has so much
money that he throws it out the window after using
it as toilet paper because his toilet is clogged.

What are you feeding these lezzies?! They're absolutely nutty! Horse
bile & chipmunk tongue! Is that what's got them so riled up?!
Maybe. Let me adjust their urinary bladder regulators.
If things don't change around here for the better, I'm
going to shut down this project and **** everyone!