𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 May 5

𝗦𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗜 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝗽𝗼𝗽𝗲𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘆. 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝘆! 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗺𝗲.

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 May 5

🐯 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝘂𝗻𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗲𝗴𝗴𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗴𝗴𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗸𝗶𝗽 𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗼𝗻.

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 May 5

EVERYBODY SAID I WAS GOING TO DIE SOON, little did they know I was packing serious heat: automatic weapons and military-grade explosives.

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 May 5

PEACE AMONGST MONKEYS

In A.D. 1876: A CANNIBALISTIC TRIBE OF VICIOUS EX-LESBIANS invaded the palace of the Canadian queen and her pock-marked boyfriend. Their demands were simple: (1) submit to the local ex-lesbian code of conduct (2) forfeit all pseudo- and quasi-lesbian activities for ninety days (3) repent before the altar of pope Saint Joan. THE OUTCOME: The queen refused and was cooked over an open flame. Her freckle-free flesh was described as "tasting like Cornish game hen..."

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 May 5

A TRUE EX-LESBIAN STORY

After developing hair cancer, an ex-lesbian had her bones removed
so now she's able to sit and stand at the same time. Another
ex-lesbian became a coal miner by accident. "I used to
be a ****-diver but now I'm a coal miner. My great
grand-kids will be thrilled when I tell
them all about it in 50 years."

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 May 5

"The commitment of government to deal with the population issue is of course essential...There are many ways to make the death rate increase." -- Robert McNamara, Secretary of Defense

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 May 4

As I grew to love her neighboring orifices & chocolate-milk glands, Naomi Campbell smacked my white **** when I called her Bonnie, with the same baloney handful behind what makes my nuts manful.