Your go-cart is *****. What are you going to do? Burn it, I guess. Hey! I've got a better idea! Better than burning it? Yes! Why not rent a go-cart scrub brush?! I don't know. I heard those things are too expensive for poor people. Not at all. For just $45 per week, which is $15 per day, you can rent one and use it as much as you want even on your girlfriend. My girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend. Why not? Because I'm a homosexual. Oh? Back up then. Why? Because I wouldn't want you touching my **** or anything.

MY CHIHUAHUA has gone deaf so now I'm legally required to take a comprehensive canine sign language course for 3 months in Bangor, Maine at the Deaf Dog Institute with my brother Kyle and his wife Kim. With my luck, my chihuahua will die from a heart attack before I get back. The standard tuition cost of fifty-six thousand dollars seems like a lot to a lot of people but when you compare it to the cost of hiring a team of hit men to **** everyone within a three-mile radius of my house, it's pretty cheap.

Betty White (January 17, 1922 – December 31, 2021) ate live turtles and toads to maintain "mega-strength." Her sister, who was 78% Italian and 56% non-Italian, often chided Betty for her live turtle/toad diet. 1 day, as Betty was pulling her thong out of where thong bikini bottoms wanna go, a strange man approached her from an unlicensed live turtle-meat corporation. Betty was so hungry that she quickly ate the poor ******* raw to gain additional "mega-strength."

THE STRONGEST CANADIAN IN MANITOBA and his wife drove their Subaru to the edge of the steepest cliff in the province's northern quadrant to commit suicide. They sat side-by-side and romantically kissed one another when suddenly a phone call came in from Big Nig McJohnson, a close friend, begging them to reconsider. This only angered the couple who nastily told Big Nig to "*******!" and "Shove it up your ***!" and "Your mother wears army boots!" Undeterred, Big Nig told them a story of a ****** birth that happened 2,000 years ago near Afghanistan but it made no difference and the next day the strongest Canadian in Manitoba and his wife were found at a bowling alley violating the Will of Jehovah and everybody in the weight-lifting community were so let down by this un-Christian behavior that they ate worms and took off their underpants and moved to Haiti to live in the jungle and eat mud.