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I frequently eat noodles with a fork when I'm forking around
with a bowl of pork, fresh from a pig, a lifeless pig, a pig
of no consequence, a swine with no name. Oh Monster
Rogers! I never liked Joe Negri. He made
my grandmother's *** tired.
STOP MESSING AROUND WITH FOOD THAT'S POISONOUS
โ€œGay Cubans speak proper Spanglish which is why monkey-taming
comes natural to them!โ€ Hans insisted. โ€œWhat about wild A.I.D.S.?
Didn't Cubans give it to monkeys?โ€ Fritz asked. โ€œNain, Cubans are
known for their willingness to substitute ravioli for rigatoni. I knew
5 Cubans with **** warts & they didn't let that stop them!โ€ Reason-
ed Hans. โ€œOh! God! Stop them from what?!โ€ Fritz needed to know.
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