Recent advancements in Mexican gynecology have
tripled the demand for synthetic slate roof panels
& asphalt shingles! Men with small testicles
have conquered 56% of Juárez. The
time to buy gold is now!

𝑰'𝒎 𝒈𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒚.

Tanya's gynecologist was romantic. He always brought flowers and
candy whenever he visited poor Tanya in the hospital. “I stopped in
town to buy red roses,” he said with a smile on his pocked face that
revealed a total absence of usable teeth. “Can you prove to me right
now that you're a female doctor?” Tanya asked suspiciously. “No,”
the doctor replied, hurt by her doubt. “You must!” Tanya screamed
in confusion. “Alright,” the perturbed doctor relented by taking off
“his” thong *******. “Your ***** is beautiful,” Tanya cooed loving-
ly as all of her doubts evaporated like Clorox on a Toyota trunk lid.