𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 24

“What's for supper?” I asked my mommy who often provided food.
“Garbage! Mounds of it!” She duly replied not even remotely rude.
“Holy Moses!” I moaned havin' recently had useless surgery again.
“Shut your cake hole!” Barked she harshly like Barbie does to Ken.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 23

A PREGNANT MOTHER with a heart of gold died today. Planned Parenthood immediately dissected her to steal her golden heart and "harvest" her unborn baby's liver, kidneys, lungs & corneas.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 23

I THOUGHT ABOUT PAINTING MY BATH-TUB BLOOD-RED to simulate a Mafia hit against me but then I decided to find something else to do that didn't link me to the Mafia.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 23

"𝓗𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓰-𝓱𝓪𝓲𝓻 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓰 ." ~ 𝓤𝓷𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓷

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 23

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BILL GATES is so rich that his toilet won't flush because it's
clogged with hundred-dollar bills that he uses as toilet paper.
He has so much money that he throws it out the window
after using it as toilet paper because his toilet is clogged.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 23

Mister Big ****

When I was attending college as a young student before I became a billionaire, I often wore mismatched socks to important sock conventions that my college hosted every 3 weeks. One day, as I was rubbing termites into the ground, a famous sock executive approached me with a switch-blade knife. "Give me a billion dollars or I'll knife you!" He threatened. "I'm not a billionaire yet, *******," I replied confidently like I was Mister Big ****.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 23

Subhan Allah, David & Goliath, Samson & Delilah must wilt & die as cities ***** & Gomorrah substituted fruit cake for pumpkin pie.