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This appeals to me: the killing, and the enjailing. I want to **** a biker. I want to go to jail. I want to **** a biker in jail! ****! ****! ****! Bike! Bike! Bike! The thrill of the **** โ€” the like of the bike! One day killing a biker will impress women. One day killing women will impress a biker at least till you **** him. When a biker dies we all win. Killing a biker supports education! Since 1988 no biker has been killed in vain. Bikers aspire to be guilt-ridden, accusatory, short-sighted, dogmatic, apathetic & infra-red. Genuine privacy, as once we enjoyed in phone booths, airports, public toilets, railway & bus terminals is becoming a thing of the past. Shall we not endeavor, like the Buddha, to be thrifty, spend thrifty, frugal, cost-effective, economical and miserly? Get ready dumb ***** to learn from Timmy's mistake!
   Timmy's father was in jail and his mother was an alcoholic. He smoked *** and shoplifted and traded the stuff he shoplifted for ***. He also was disrespectful to our brave policemen who have taken blood-oaths to serve fraternal orders and to our brave veterans who have killed millions of blood-thirsty, machine-gun-wielding Arab children, mothers and senile men. One day Timmy found a gun. It was loaded and so was Timmy: loaded with hatred! The gun was evil just like arsenic. Timmy knew what to do: ****! **** the producers: the foes of Marxian collectivism. Timmy was a product of Vietnamese produce & meat products, some decayed, others shot up with hormones.
๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™จ๐™š๐™ญ๐™ฎ, ๐™›๐™ž๐™ง๐™š-๐™จ๐™ช๐™ฅ๐™ฅ๐™ง๐™š๐™จ๐™จ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™ข๐™ช๐™จ๐™˜๐™ก๐™š๐™จ ๐™œ๐™ก๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™š๐™™ ๐™–๐™œ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™›๐™ž๐™ง๐™š-๐™ง๐™š๐™™ ๐™จ๐™ ๐™ฎ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™™๐™š๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™ง๐™ช๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™๐™š๐™ง ๐™™๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™๐™š๐™ฃ ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™ง๐™š ๐™จ๐™ฅ๐™ง๐™–๐™ฎ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™ฌ๐™–๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ง ๐™– ๐™ก๐™ค๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™ฅ๐™ช๐™ฉ ๐™ค๐™ช๐™ฉ ๐™– ๐™›๐™ž๐™ง๐™š ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐™– ๐™๐™ค๐™จ๐™š ๐™ฉ๐™๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช ๐™ง๐™š๐™˜๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉ๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™—๐™ค๐™ช๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ.

THE ADVANTAGES OF STORING FOOD IN YOUR STOMACH
(1) Easy accessibility. It only takes 1 finger pushed down your
throat to trigger the gag reflex. (2) Fun. It's fun to puke up food.
(3) Prestige. If your employer is willing to pay you to *****
on demand then finding women to sleep
with you will be a piece of cake.
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