𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 15

WITH MUNG BEANS

I've always hated my uncle and planned for years "to get even with him." 1 day, as I was loading 50-pound sacks of mung beans into my Ferrari, I hatched a plan to knock him insensate with a sack of mung beans suspended 15 feet above his hammock. Everything went accordingly and he was knocked unconscious. There was blood everywhere.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 15

MY LARGE WOMAN REDUCING MECHANISM reduces large women to their original weight: six to eight pounds.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 15

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JOE BIDEN TOOK 10 TESTS PER DAY FOR 8 MONTHS TO PROVE THAT HE'S NOT SENILE (not even a little bit). Jill was there and so was Hunter, each of them witnessed how well Joe did. He answered all of the questions with ease. He's very sharp, like a spinal surgeon or a Subaru mechanic.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 14

DO YOU KNOW TOM ******?

A little bit. When was the last time you saw him? A little while
ago. You were in the front of the jet plane? Yes. And where
was Tom? He was sitting mid-jet. Now cut that out!!!

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 14

🍔 𝗠𝗬 𝗚𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗘𝗡 𝗢𝗙 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂: 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘁𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗴𝗿𝗶𝗻, 𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗳-𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 14

"𝓗𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓰-𝓱𝓪𝓲𝓻 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓰 ." ~ 𝓤𝓷𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓷

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 14

Take 500 m.g. of flush-free niacin (vit. B3) with each meal (never on an empty stomach) and your craving for alcohol will lessen.