SUDDENLY Nig McPeters took the wig off his dead mother's head and threw it out the bus window. The passengers were shocked because the bus was struck by lightning. "This is God's doing!" Nig exclaimed as large gerbils attacked his ****** with the ferocity and ferociousness of 23 billion clones of Richard Gere. Later on, after several years had gone by, Nig became the wealthiest man ever to exist anywhere after stealing 12 trillion winning lottery tickets. "You are blessed by God," Nig's ex-lesbian neighbor and lover said 7 months before her ****** exploded from a hand grenade hidden in the rear part of her bikini *******.

Daddy, can we go to Canton, Ohio to see FRED BLASPHEME AND THE TOOL BOX KIDS in 3 weeks? No! If I told you once I told you more than once! Those tickets are five thousand bucks each! Look *****! I just wanna eat chicken without you climbing up & down my ***! Sorry! I was just reaching for a butter knife! Your words cut through me like a knife because they were cruel or knife-shaped or written on a knife. My abusive alcoholic father slapped my mother's sister so hard that a neighbor 2 houses south fell into the toilet and broke his shoulder because he was a ****** who made the mistake of using a normal toilet for proper-height people instead of one made by the National ****** Toilet Manufacturers of Canada. "Hey John! Where's *** Pinch Dairy?"; "Go left at the stop light. Take Old **** Lick Road for 5 miles till you come to Flaccid ***** Lane and make a right onto Erectile Dysfunction Boulevard and you're there."; "Jesus H. God! The streets around here have weird names!"

"Once you have given up the ghost, everything follows with dead certainty, even in the midst of chaos. From the beginning it was never anything but chaos: it was a fluid which enveloped me, which I breathed in through the gills. In the substrata, where the moon shone steady and opaque, it was smooth and fecundating; above it was a jangle and a discord." -- 𝗛𝗲𝗻𝗿𝘆 𝗠𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿, 𝙏𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙘 𝙤𝙛 𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙣