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Till yesterday I kept my scary spellings to myselff (like spelling
MYSELF with two effs). Now (now that I'm a new woman)
I can express myself freely like cows do at a dairy
(even though they're tethered to an
automatic milking machine).
DIRECTLY FROM THE SUN:

(1) Move closer to a window where sunlight is streaming in.
Position yourself so that you are lit up by the light.
(2) Stretch out on a beach, roof or sidewalk where
sunlight is well known to hit. (3) Do not
attempt steps 1 and 2 at night.
that his toilet won't flush because it's clogged with hundred-dollar bills that he uses as toilet paper. He has so much money that he throws it out the window after using it as toilet paper because his toilet is clogged.
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