When Obama was little, he wore glasses, big ones made by communists. He had a friend named Melvin who could store cheese in his ears for up to 12 days. One day, as Obama & Melvin were eating cheese, the sweet bird of paradise landed on as nearby bush. "Look," Melvin whispered with his head cocked upward like a forest ranger addicted to Dristan, "that bird looks exactly like my neighbor who was eaten by cannibal Pygmies 7 years ago."

“We need 5 tons of manure!” Kyle X. Manure informed his brother
Mark. “5 tons?!” Mark groaned, as he strained with all his might to
push out the biggest **** in the history of pushing out big turds just
to please Kyle who was on a nearby toilet eating a huge hamburger.

Sanpaku gan is a Japanese term meaning "three whites" most often used in English to refer to a folk belief according to which the visibility of the sclera above or under the irises has various meanings as an omen or symptom in alternative medicine.[2][1] It was introduced into English by George Ohsawa in the mid-1960s as a condition supposedly cured by his macrobiotic method.[3]