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Kick gangster- and homie-*** the easy way! Do you deplore violence?
Me too. But when a homie comes all up in your face, you got to take
him out and the easiest way is with ghetto-adapted Kung Fu. Now
(and till later), I'm offering free Kung Fu lessons in Motel 6
by I-95 (room 27 where Big Bob & Tina were staying).
Come early and receive a free demonstration!
BIG BOB'S FREE ONE-DAY MONEY-CLEANING SERVICE
Simply drop off your moldy paper money and tarnished coins
at Motel 6 (room 27) by I-95 and come back the next day and
by then Tina (Bob's old lady) will have expertly cleaned
each bill and coin so thoroughly that they'll look new again.
There are no photographs of a globe, only composed images (painted compositions) from N.A.S.A. No one can produce an uncontained atmosphere bordering a vacuum.

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โ–‚โ–„โ–…โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–…โ–„โ–ƒโ–‚
โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ­โ–ˆโ–ˆ
  โ—ฅโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ—ค..๏ปฟ

You stole my heart
like a Chinese surgeon

Tripling my chances at love
Your twin triplet sisters are ****!

Doubling my chances at love
Your twin sister is ****!
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