𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚊 Ｂｅｒｌｉｎｓｋｙ - Hello Poetry

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𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚊 Ｂｅｒｌｉｎｓｋｙ Nov 2024

As grandma aged she lost her ability to hold mega-amounts of beer. Once, while she was chugging a long neck, her lard-*** wandered from the bar stool. Several patrons were injured.

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𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚊 Ｂｅｒｌｉｎｓｋｙ Nov 2024

HUGE AT-HOME BREAST-REDUCTION SURGICAL KIT with how-to booklet, $50. Hurry, I'm down to my last 300!

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𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚊 Ｂｅｒｌｉｎｓｋｙ Nov 2024

The thirteenth greatest idea ever in modern tattoo history is eye-ball tattooing!

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𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚊 Ｂｅｒｌｉｎｓｋｙ Nov 2024

I saw a big grasshopper eating a piece of cat food kibble on the front porch and yet I've never seen a ****** hitch-hiking, nor heard a Chinese chick speak English with a Southern accent.

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𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚊 Ｂｅｒｌｉｎｓｋｙ Nov 2024

In high school I nearly killed the janitor when I mistakenly punched him in the throat, thinking he was a math teacher.

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𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚊 Ｂｅｒｌｉｎｓｋｙ Nov 2024

I want to be alone.

I'm going to the ****.

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𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚊 Ｂｅｒｌｉｎｓｋｙ Nov 2024

"We don't want the word to go out that we want to exterminate the ***** population." ~ Margaret ******, founder of Planned Parenthood

Hillary Clinton: “I admire Margaret ****** enormously, her
courage, her tenacity, her vision." ~ “I am really in awe of
her, there are a lot of lessons we can learn from her life.”

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