SLAPPING THE **** OUT OF A CHEESE-EATING PAGAN! I thought it was a lawn jockey, but it was a pagan eating cheese from a bag. I took out my small knife, the one that scales fish. One more pagan fillet job and my week's done. But no! ******'s wrong. Wrong unless it's done during a war. I'll just slap the **** out of this one. Beat the godless wonder within an inch of his Satan-loving life.