𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 2d

𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐈𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝: "𝘐 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘰𝘤𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴: 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐'𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵."

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 2d

I WILL STOP LOVING YOU WHEN:

The synthetic feathers in my pillow turn into caterpillars; when
my uncle rises from the ashes and becomes a cop again; when
the neighbor who threatened to shoot me rises from the ashes
and gets arrested by the cops again; when women picket
Miami's largest ditch-digging company because
they have too few ditch-digging women.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 3d

"𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐡𝐦𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧." -- 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒕 (𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟒)

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 3d

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𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 3d

PICNIC BUTTER - Daddy? What the **** is picnic butter? Picnic butter is just like regular butter. It can be spread on toast or dead hitch-hikers. I mean just toast.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 3d

If you love yourself at Burger King, you'll be arrested.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 3d

Your tattoos show people that you are tattooed.