A BEAUTIFUL WORLD WITHOUT NURSES ~ Wake up Daddy with hope and joy because all of the nurses have been ground into a large mountain of fertilizer! Oh joy and rapture! Finally we may all dance and sing without having to worry about nurses murdering us!

NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim June 2012 as Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month. I call upon the people of the United States to eliminate prejudice everywhere it exists, and to celebrate the great diversity of the American people.