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TOOK 10 TESTS PER DAY FOR 8 MONTHS TO PROVE THAT HE'S NOT SENILE (not even a little bit). Jill was there and so was Hunter, each of them witnessed how well Joe did. He answered all of the questions with ease. He's very sharp, like a spinal surgeon or a Subaru mechanic.
14โ… centuries have evaporated since King Jehovah God's Kingdom of Tartaria fell from Holy Heaven's great height that sparkles under the snow-white bright light of Biblical Heaven's divine glory 'cause its maidens had become more promiscuous than my gay sister Lori.
HOW TO BE EXPOSED TO LIGHT DIRECTLY FROM THE SUN: (1) Move closer to a window where sunlight is streaming in. Position yourself so that you are lit up by the light. (2) Stretch out on a beach, roof or sidewalk where sunlight is well known to hit. (3) Do not attempt steps 1 and 2 at night.
HOW TO PROTECT YOUR GRANDMOTHER FROM A
LASER ATTACK - Place your grandmother in a seated
position for 30 minutes every 4 hours. Loosen her
clutch plate while tightening her lug
nuts (no more than 3 turns).
FACTS: Actor Bud Jamison (1895--1944), who appeared with the Three Stooges in the comedy short "Disorder in the Court," was the lead singer for the Rolling Stones. David Bowie is the father of Alex Jones. The water from young cocoanuts is a human blood substitute. Over a period of several years a man born with the name Leslie Lynch King, Jr. served as vice president and then as president of the United States BEFORE running for the office of president and LOSING the general election.
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