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𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Nov 2

Just because you're very pretty doesn't mean people have to listen to you, even though they will just because you're very pretty.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Nov 2

A best-selling U.S. author, who died in Fla. in 1947, was pushed into obscurity by his English namesake. The author was Winston Churchill, his namesake was prime minister Winston Churchill.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Nov 1

LESBIAN CAR WASH

Daddy, can we go to the new lesbian car wash? Sure. Where is it? Across from the old lesbian car wash. At the new one, trained lesbians will lick our car clean. I find that hard to believe. Well, I lied about them being trained but they will lick our car.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Nov 1

“𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝟱 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗼𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘂𝗮𝗹𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗟𝗶𝗰𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗶𝗻,” 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝗻𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻, “𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘁 𝟲:𝟯𝟬?”

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Nov 1

MAURY POVICH

Here's the ticket for my Tour D vacation cruise to Europe. Hey, you've been bumped up to Tour E. Does Tour E include a room *****? Of course. Look. What? It says Maury Povich. I know. The staff always does that. It should say Tour E *** ***** but they think it's funny to put Maury Povich. Oh, I get it.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Oct 31

“𝐀𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐦 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐳𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐝𝐬.” — 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫, 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒊𝒄 𝒐𝒇 𝑪𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒓

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Oct 30

Witches promote infanticide & cannibalism. They sacrifice animals and children and drink their blood as a sacrament. They are NOT ladies!