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"The commitment of government to deal with the population issue is of course essential...There are many ways to make the death rate increase." -- Robert McNamara, Secretary of Defense, 1981

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πš‚πšžπš£πš’ π™±πšŽπš›πš•πš’πš—πšœπš”πš’ Sep 18
January 14th is Brothers' Day, a day to celebrate brotherhood with your brother, but since I only have a half-brother (same mother, different father) we can only celebrate for 12 hours.

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πš‚πšžπš£πš’ π™±πšŽπš›πš•πš’πš—πšœπš”πš’ Sep 18
"Mona said it's all so bad, walking home from Stalingrad." -- Tom Verlaine

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πš‚πšžπš£πš’ π™±πšŽπš›πš•πš’πš—πšœπš”πš’ Sep 18
7 years ago my parents were eaten by Pygmy cannibals and I have never forgotten it. -- Hace 7 aΓ±os mis padres fueron devorados por canΓ­bales pigmeos y nunca lo he olvidado.

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πš‚πšžπš£πš’ π™±πšŽπš›πš•πš’πš—πšœπš”πš’ Sep 18
"The Iron Republic" tells an extraordinary story of E.W. Barrington’s sea journey in the late 1800’s to Antarctica where he found a passageway through the massive ice wall, and a highly developed civilization.

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"Naked Gun 33β…“: The Final Insult" (1994) -- Frank Drebin: β€œI like my *** the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.”

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πš‚πšžπš£πš’ π™±πšŽπš›πš•πš’πš—πšœπš”πš’ Sep 18
A herd of elephants high on whiskey, with bombs strapped to them, attacked my mom while she was taking a bubble-bath in the jungle. Luckily, she had a Tommy gun with 10,000 elephant-killing bullets.

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