𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Sep 10

The violence of your violent behavior makes me puke like a woman on puke-friendly drugs. I can't believe anything you say, especially when you're violent. I saw you hitting someone with a baseball bat in the head at the concert for violent people. I was shocked!

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Sep 10

Enjoy whole-body scrubbing, including holes, for just five dollars! But how can I offer such a wonderful service? I don't know.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Sep 10

Bank of America

If you love eating biscuits with your grandmother on the
back porch but she died, then you have several options:
(1) Eat biscuits with her corpse. (2) Hypnotize an old
woman into believing she's your grandmother.
(3) Run naked through Bank of America's lobby.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Sep 10

☕✆☕✆☕✆☕✆☕✆☕✆

I've considered having my ear lobes joined with
a gold lamé chain across the nape of my neck.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Sep 10

☕☕ Oko Yono ☕☕

Please, hag Oko Yono, never worry nor doubt it, as
you tend to fret too much about ****. Just grab
my hand & break up my insect band.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Sep 10

I want to be alone. I'm going to the ****.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Sep 10

THE DAY I'LL NEVER FORGET

And so we convinced our parents to loan us, for a week, the 67 million dollars that would seal the deal. By Friday I was worried a lot because I only had 50 million left and I couldn't find my Harley keys. Bob stopped by to show us where his toes had been torn off by a walrus and he was nice enough to give me 32 million bucks from his walrus-poisoning account. "Pay it back whenever," he said while limping away.