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A city doctor moved to the country to become a farmer. He figured, โ€œSince Iโ€™m going to have a farm, I might as well have animals on it.โ€ So he got in his truck to go looking for animals. Along the way, he spotted a sign saying, โ€œ***** 4 Sale.โ€ He pulled over and asked the farmer what a **** was. โ€œA **** is a rooster,โ€ the farmer replied. So the doctor bought a **** and put it in the back of his truck. The doctor continued on his way until he saw a sign saying, โ€œPullets 4 Sale.โ€ He pulled over and asked the farmer what a pullet was. โ€œA pullet is a hen,โ€ the farmer replied. โ€œBut sometimes a **** and a pullet will fight, so watch out.โ€ The doctor thanked the farmer and went on his merry way. Down the road a bit, there was another sign saying, โ€œ***** 4 Sale.โ€ So the doctor pulled over again to ask about it. โ€œAn *** is a donkey,โ€ the farmer told him. โ€œBut watch out, because this donkey is different. If he gets scared, heโ€™ll sit down and wonโ€™t move until you scratch his belly.โ€ The doctor thanked the farmer and turned around to head home. In the road was a broken bottle and the doctor ran his truck right over it. Pop!!! The sound made the **** and pullet start to fight, and the donkey sat on the spare tire. A lady just happened to be passing by and asked if the doctor needed help. The doctor, wanting to sound like a professional farmer, replied, โ€œYes, I need help. Will you please hold my **** and pullet while I scratch my ***?โ€

โ€• Barry Dougherty, [Friars Club Private Joke File]
โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘
โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘­โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—
โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘
โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ•šโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘­โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ•šโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘
โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ•šโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ•šโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘
โ•šโ•โ•โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•­โ•โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ•šโ•โ•โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•

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What are you feeding these lezzies?! They're absolutely nutty! Horse
bile & chipmunk tongue! Is that what's got them so riled up?!
Maybe. Let me adjust their urinary bladder regulators.
If things don't change around here for the better, I'm
going to shut down this project and **** everyone!
???
LOW-NIG BOOSTER INSURANCE - Claudia, my nig's running
high. I fear that it'll get bumped off into the water as the ship
de-docks. Here, place this ***** bag under it and extend
your longer leg till your toes warm up. Got it!
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