Till yesterday I kept my scary spellings to myselff (like spelling MYSELF with two effs). Now (now that I'm a new woman) I can express myself freely like cows do at a dairy (even though they're tethered to an automatic milking machine).
I must hurry so that I'm not late for an important meeting with an important man who works for an important corporation in the ****** travesty of Ohio. I'm going now and I'm taking a candle with me just in case the lights go out.