"Sweetie?"
"Yes, my love."
"I can't sleep."
"Oh. Well, what can I do?"
"Nothing. I'm destined to be miserable and riddled with pain until I die,
which, hopefully, won't be too long a wait."
"Come here and give me a cuddle."
"Noooo, I need my space. I'm sweating buckets."
"What if I pop out and bring us back two Mr Whippy ice creams?"
"I'm not hungry."
"Oh, I'll be the one eating them."
"Mmmm. I like where this is going."