You are an L piece
And I am a T piece
We take our places in the matrix
Other pieces surround us, cradling us in love and affection
Oh no
There’s a hole that needs to be filled
Otherwise the game will be lost
"Slide a long bar in the hole!"
BOOM
Tetris for Jeff

The first time I listened to 4’33”
It was stuck in my head all day
People kept saying: "stop humming that **** song!"
Thanks a lot John Cage

The second time I listened to 4’33”
I didn’t say anything for 4 minutes and 33 seconds
And I was sued for copyright
Thanks a lot John Cage

The third time I listened to 4’33”
It was up too loud and it made me deaf
Now I’m forced to listen to it
316.48 times a day, to be exact
Thanks a lot John Cage

Most beds aren't designed
With tall people in mind