The first time I listened to 4’33”
It was stuck in my head all day
People kept saying: "stop humming that **** song!"
Thanks a lot John Cage

The second time I listened to 4’33”
I didn’t say anything for 4 minutes and 33 seconds
And I was sued for copyright
Thanks a lot John Cage

The third time I listened to 4’33”
It was up too loud and it made me deaf
Now I’m forced to listen to it
316.48 times a day, to be exact
Thanks a lot John Cage