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itsall iwrite Aug 2018
chlamydia free september 31.08.18

get ready for crash
the ninth month you will remember
its when you gave me that rash
the STD club had a new member.
to all you told
the world at me was pointing
on disgracebook in bold
eyes left me folding.
but once bitten
never again a laughing stock
not going online to find a kitten
going to be a rooster and head ****.
gained the freedom
taken off your chain
can go any where in no online kingdom
initiation was to self train.
instigated before september
i am no follower but a leader
look online to remember
no problem here dropping social chlamydia.
itsall iwrite Aug 2018
ground hog brother 31.08.18

going to keep this neat
don't want no trouble
please copy paste and tweet
not available is seeing double.
ben is being slaughtered
won't find it in the bottle
best not to no or he will be altered
live tv did see ryan and the throttle.
not going to gun jump
going to remain impartial
i understand editing can ****
its what can lead to a farcical.
will watch this unfold
detail and log
saying it again will be bold
after all it was day of ground hog.
itsall iwrite Aug 2018
news on the vine - name drop  30.08.18

got to give my view
is it realistic
painting studio pink would spew
little change is great and simplistic.
will it stay brilliant
it will delight
going to have to be resilient
to fill the the shoes of mr wright.
of course we will have moving
interviews and calls that will slam
something not so soothing
never will call in wham.
lots of joy
going to be clucking like a hen
could have a repeat of killroy
or even tony ben.
recognisable will lock
but mostly tourist in camden
vine studios now wright block
knowledge is power and not random.
news on the vine
its a one off poem suggestion
jeremy i hope you shine
to welcome you is my only intention.
itsall iwrite Aug 2018
wednesday cbb review 30.08.18

wednesday started off solid
not just for a loner
ben and dan both thinking squalid
its why both had *****.
a little bit from septic
getting right will rally
for jermaine nothing but hectic
on leaving she got right clever sally.
both nominees saying much
eviction or staying can not come soon
both want to stay in touch
hardeep and chloe are both over the moon.
marriage advice from kirsty
won't make most smile
work in progress is causing thirsty
like poetry nothing creative after a while.
ben was again enhancing
it may well be perceived shabby
patric and baby dancing
translated that's ben and gabby.
onto ***** laundry
this mission was poetic scenes
showing the world and all in sundry
crafty nick spilt beans.
hardeep and rhyan not hard
scenes soon had fading
nick got to write birthday card
with washing machine pleasure in stock trading.
dan doing to ben foxy
but all did dis-spare
not liked by roxy
she deliberately messed hair.
back to trade
nick will again take skinning
natlie was first to fade
like stock market not winning.
jermaine getting worried about follow
maybe needed a cold fanta
can you see the swallow
its not just ban-ta.
nick was observing
HMP no booker
2 lady's must be reserving
kirsty labelling both a ******.
now a bit of stenching
really was vermin
chloe and kidnapping was heart wrenching
disgusting a vile when said ketamine.
again jermaine trying to wriggle
womaniser is no obsession
the no ring may suggest single
but more "i like you in confession".
chloe did disappear
eviction glamorous and not cheap
did you see rhyan with hardeep fear
support he has got is a heap.
ending with a wink
ben and jermain not able to funk
unaware as of the drink
evident is the player even if drunk.
itsall iwrite Aug 2018
chloe scores a jermaine hattrick 29.08.18

we have a player
full of talent and technique
watched and dissected every layer
we are all justified on being a dr pam critique.
aftershave won't distract
nore will tattoos prevent the deck
most wanted and media contract
sally pointed out about demand for neck.
now the squirm
time for jermaine to change the community
all alibis starting to churn
best line was i gave you the opportunity.
nothing wrong with shoot
does not need any edit
own goal hands up maradona would salute
chloes hattrick gets highest credit.
ending with no karma
chloe was out the door
could this lead to even more drama
will jermaine own goal hattrick score.
itsall iwrite Aug 2018
death of village clown wrongpuff 28.08.18

very interesting with no drown
facts were no fail
twice a week put on crown
until pappa did derail.
not everyone looking
sure i got a few faces like poker
twice a week had a booking
highgate village number one joker.
no longer in need
but still got costume
only poetry clowns to feed
a bit of basil brush haha boom boom.
we are a dieing breed
not pulling your leg
lucky no ugly feed
not got this ugly mug on a registered egg.
in no exhibition
don't need to anger inflate
stephen king may have a negative edition
jo frost is right about no relate.
no clown in village
like john and elvis he is dead
this king of comedy has no mileage
have to find other ways to make bread.
itsall iwrite Aug 2018
hardeep or chloe poetry to decide 28.08.18

time to build a case
calling it wrong forgotten
this will be a new trace
apple of my eye is no longer rotten.
chloe maybe candy
but between ears is zero
a bit like annoyance with sandy
25 years is sally and  clean hero.
chloe has no earn
things done is not plenty
she really needs the door turn
we will not miss empty.
hardeep is a bomb ticking
similar as not here a switch
not here for behind licking
until you understand you will twitch.
he is a keeper
we must not boot
lets get rid of a sleeper
hardeep comedy is now taking root.
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