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Feb 2014 Timmy Durden

Shattered

Feb 2014 Timmy Durden

Autumn

I was once told a story
of a kindergartener
who slipped on her face
during class
and shattered all her teeth.
The teacher looked at the teeth
coating the floor
and told her students to
"Pick them up."

horror

Feb 2014 Timmy Durden

Boa Constrictor

Feb 2014 Timmy Durden

Shel Silverstein

Boa Constrictor

Oh, I'm being eaten
By a boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor,
And I don't like it--one bit.
Well, what do you know?
It's nibblin' my toe.
Oh, gee,
It's up to my knee.
Oh my,
It's up to my thigh.
Oh, fiddle,
It's up to my middle.
Oh, heck,
It's up to my neck.
Oh, dread,
It's upmmmmmmmmmmffffffffff . . .

Feb 2014 Timmy Durden

Child View

Feb 2014 Timmy Durden

Jake Jackson

Child View

Sun is up
Time to play

If I could
I'd play all day

Sprintin' for my life,
Having no strife

Getting hurt
Getting *****
Never alert

Mother calls
Time to eat

Whine and cry
Mother can't be beat

It's all gone
Be a good boy now

Childhood over
Boo hoo
Time's not
So live like you're young

Feb 2014 Timmy Durden

Snow Shoes

Feb 2014 Timmy Durden

Jake Jackson

Snow Shoes

Eight O'clock
                        Bright and Early
                                                     The Three Set Out
                                                                                       Every Trail "Trailed"
In the End
                   It was Absolutely
                                                 Worth the Two Bucks!!

Feb 2014 Timmy Durden

Bunched up Sock <

Feb 2014 Timmy Durden

Autumn

Bunched up Sock <

I was innocently walking through the snow
brand new boots
ankle length socks
then suddenly
something terrible happened
my sock bunched up

you can relate

Feb 2014 Timmy Durden

Like Muffins on a Snowy Day

Feb 2014 Timmy Durden

Autumn

Like Muffins on a Snowy Day

It's snowing outside.
Lots of snow.

Theres also a potato in a bowl.
I keep thinking that potato is a muffin.
I keep wishing it was a muffin,
but it's just a potato.

The thing is that
potatoes are good, but muffins are better.
There's nothing much better than a good muffin

It's like trying to enjoy a slide
after you've been on a roller coaster.
I hate when things get dull
like pencils.

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