I don't want
a *******
a *** slave
a *****
I don't need
a housekeeper
a nurse
a cook
I don't want
a supermodel
a CEO
a politician
I don't need
an introvert
an extrovert
a pervert
I just want
someone to hold me
and do my laundry
(from time to time)
Somewhat inspired by Rufus Wainwright - Want. I also lie several times in this poem (...I would like someone to cook for me, yes).