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🎃 ALL HALLOWS EVE 🎃: 🎃 HALLOWEEN!!! 🎃 The glow of the jack-o-lantern glow is so bright, warding off evil spirits, on all hallows eve night. On this creepy, and spooky Halloween, Ghost, and Gobblins are found and seen, Werewolves, Witches and Vampires are everywhere, Creatures are on the prow without a care. Looking and Searching for people in sight, On a spooky and frightful ALL HALLOWS EVE NIGHT!!! B.R. Date: 10/5/2024
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Oct 5, 2024
Oct 5, 2024 at 5:38 PM UTC
🎃 Jack-o-Lantern 🎃
I'm under the spell of your dark eyes' gaze, your gray shaggy hair and your feral smile. I'd rip off your clothes with my sharp front teeth-- come to my lair, and stay awhile. The dogs follow me, 'cause they know I'm in heat, but it's you I want, and I'm on the prowl. The electric current sends a siren call-- I know where you are. I can hear you HOWL. I run in the night, through the crowded dark street. I run to the rhythm of the pounding hearts' beat, to the edge of the cliff, where my love and I will meet.
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Nov 14, 2023
Nov 14, 2023 at 11:58 PM UTC
Shapeshifters
When the Lone Ranger has his finger on his gun's trigger, he constantly has to pull it. When the moon is full, he hunts and kills werewolves, that's why he uses silver bullets. He also uses silver bullets to stop outlaws from committing crimes. But he uses those bullets to **** werewolves the majority of the time. A werewolf smashed his way into an innocent man's house. He tore him to pieces and was also going to **** his spouse. The Lone Ranger saved her by putting a silver bullet right between the werewolf's eyes. Whenever he encounters werewolves, he defeats them, each and every one of them dies. A werewolf was about to attack Tonto and he would've ripped him apart. But the Lone Ranger killed the werewolf by shooting him through the heart. Silver was the Lone Ranger's horse until a werewolf ate him and he was also going to eat Scout. But the Lone Ranger woke up in time to save Tonto's horse and he blew the werewolf's brains out. Whenever a werewolf tangles with the Lone Ranger, his life comes to an end. When the moon is full, the Lone Ranger kills werewolves with silver bullets and he always wins.
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Oct 31, 2021
Oct 31, 2021 at 5:44 PM UTC
The Lone Ranger and Werewolves
the sleeper... riled in slumber          her face fevered      cussed about the terrain                                      of a floral breeding   bedding patterns and the print                                         bunched in struggles in smudges                      an amateur trial with sisters makeup      primal cosmetics             make a mock                     daubed                                 ceremony for slumber dusty and museum are her dollworks         an amphitheatre audience                                  overlooming her berth     flaunting the gallery shelves                 sustained expressionist menace Roman eyes and Victorian ridicule stuffed suffering with Ugly Duckling down ****** sawdust and your sullied label they bray and they brawl          and they sluice their gull gall     a sick drizzle        over the sleepers form    from the exterior   wild wails the weather its being      drubbing   peers fragile at the windowpane a raid on this vulnerable sleeper impounded in bedroom aloft raised to meet the jet stream she is fumbled in dreams...   abraded adolescent swells judder out figments   a bleed of vandals      siling her muted childhood        parading the playground           berating old          once loved playthings        adopting no sympathy     adapting in favour       of the wild riding will         of the direful pre familiar into the woods... a ***** charmed breath        dressed smartly as boy stoppers her pathway        insisting a gentleman's assistance frustrates her recitations       of grandmothers doting            stern teachings          like fragile pottery             come to harm          broken into teeth the quick blood beating        this nocturnal forest      busy in heat       bonding death        to refract the hustling moon a company of wolves     fill out the clearing not a spell too soon their howls reverberate              jeering mocking their new glut sifting followers       from the raggle-taggle array of fools the foolish dreamers           rounded up amongst them she stands red dressed and nervous one hand clasping                   and sexing the other fortified a great jaw operates here an excited irresponsible mastication committed to this fairytale ...agitation in her sleep
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Jul 6, 2021
Jul 6, 2021 at 2:11 AM UTC
Mastication (a meander)
the sleeper... riled in slumber          her face fevered      cussed about the terrain                                      of a floral breeding   bedding patterns and the print                                         bunched in struggles in smudges                      an amateur trial with sisters makeup      primal cosmetics             make a mock                     daubed                                 ceremony for slumber dusty and museum are her dollworks         an amphitheatre audience                                  overlooming her berth     flaunting the gallery shelves                 sustained expressionist menace Roman eyes and Victorian ridicule stuffed suffering with Ugly Duckling down ****** sawdust and your sullied label they bray and they brawl          and they sluice their gull gall     a sick drizzle        over the sleepers form    from the exterior   wild wails the weather its being      drubbing   peers fragile at the windowpane a raid on this vulnerable sleeper impounded in bedroom aloft raised to meet the jet stream she is fumbled in dreams...   abraded adolescent swells judder out figments   a bleed of vandals      siling her muted childhood        parading the playground           berating old          once loved playthings        adopting no sympathy     adapting in favour       of the wild riding will         of the direful pre familiar into the woods... a ***** charmed breath        dressed smartly as boy stoppers her pathway        insisting a gentleman's assistance frustrates her recitations       of grandmothers doting            stern teachings          like fragile pottery             come to harm          broken into teeth the quick blood beating        this nocturnal forest      busy in heat       bonding death        to refract the hustling moon a company of wolves     fill out the clearing not a spell too soon their howls reverberate              jeering mocking their new glut sifting followers       from the raggle-taggle array of fools the foolish dreamers           rounded up amongst them she stands red dressed and nervous one hand clasping                   and sexing the other fortified a great jaw operates here an excited irresponsible mastication committed to this fairytale ...agitation in her sleep
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Sun and moon, day and night, Light and dark, good and evil. They say God created everything for a reason, so what of the Devil? I've heard stories, of witches and werewolves. But the Devil, they say he walks among us, living in the shadows, and speaking in whispers. They say God created everything for a reason, that He made man in His image, so why did He put the Devil in me?
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Apr 16, 2020
Apr 16, 2020 at 10:09 AM UTC
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Werewolf I’ll trek through the woods and find a wolf pack. I’ve got a simple strategy for a quick attack. I’ll **** their Alpha and feed them deer; I’ll become the new Alpha and I’ll rule through fear. I’ll lead my pack with my bow and arrow. We’ll eat the moose’s liver and **** the bones’ marrow. We’ll hunt together by the cold moonlight. I’ll plot the course of the season by the stars of the night. We'll eat the flesh of those who dare come near in the dark frigid dawn of the early New Year. I’ll hunt down stragglers and set their bodies burning; it’s survival of the fittest in this wicked world’s turning. My dogs will howl at the moon by the edge of the cliff; they’ll be the rhythm section while I play my riff. Don’t come near us, don’t try to follow: Steer clear of my pack, or you’ll have no tomorrow. The Retort So, you’ve got some silver bullets in your automatic Glock. I hate to give bad news, and this might be a shock: But I’ll take your silver bullets— I’ll wear one as a pendant. As for the rest of you— they’ll only find a remnant. Mating Season I shed my human form, to meet you in the night. We tread into our lair, within a limestone secret cave. No one knows the site, except the watching grey-black owl. We circle and we nip, with loving tender bite. I smell your musky scent and hear your throaty growl. Alpha Alpha pair, there are only two of us. I’m the queen and you’re my knight (but with no shining armor bright). Instead, a coat of grey and white. And when our rendezvous is done we’ll greet the others at  the cliff and all howl in unison.
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Oct 31, 2019
Oct 31, 2019 at 5:24 PM UTC
Werewolf Trio (reposts and ripostes)
Werewolf I’ll trek through the woods and find a wolf pack. I’ve got a simple strategy for a quick attack. I’ll **** their Alpha and feed them deer; I’ll become the new Alpha and I’ll rule through fear. I’ll lead my pack with my bow and arrow. We’ll eat the moose’s liver and **** the bones’ marrow. We’ll hunt together by the cold moonlight. I’ll plot the course of the season by the stars of the night. We'll eat the flesh of those who dare come near in the dark frigid dawn of the early New Year. I’ll hunt down stragglers and set their bodies burning; it’s survival of the fittest in this wicked world’s turning. My dogs will howl at the moon by the edge of the cliff; they’ll be the rhythm section while I play my riff. Don’t come near us, don’t try to follow: Steer clear of my pack, or you’ll have no tomorrow. The Retort So, you’ve got some silver bullets in your automatic Glock. I hate to give bad news, and this might be a shock: But I’ll take your silver bullets— I’ll wear one as a pendant. As for the rest of you— they’ll only find a remnant. Mating Season I shed my human form, to meet you in the night. We tread into our lair, within a limestone secret cave. No one knows the site, except the watching grey-black owl. We circle and we nip, with loving tender bite. I smell your musky scent and hear your throaty growl. Alpha Alpha pair, there are only two of us. I’m the queen and you’re my knight (but with no shining armor bright). Instead, a coat of grey and white. And when our rendezvous is done we’ll greet the others at  the cliff and all howl in unison.
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release me strip down my skin shed the timorous flesh of humanity release that beast that lives in the notsosecret heart of hearts release me let go my womanflesh let my teeth out of their prison release that tearing ripping ancient moon beast of days past she longs to stretch her legs test her teeth be released
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Nov 21, 2018
Nov 21, 2018 at 12:44 PM UTC
moon beast
Hour by hour the moon continues to rise. She's way too bright and he's as dark as night. Oh what big lies you live. Why are you both so deceiving? Oh look how hard it is to forgive. Where's your excuse for leaving? Run away, get away before he swallows your sanity. She's built her argument on vanity. You found love in the darkest parts, The place where you can't have a heart. She built it on a dream and a delusion. He grew out of that plot and that illusion. She loved him true, the only love she ever knew. In her safest hour on his dimmest day, all she wanted was for him to pay. He meant no harm and she did no wrong. We know they hurt and they're not strong. Little red, my friend, there is no need to pretend that you didn't know this would eventually end. At least in fact, you're both still intact. You're not the victim and you're not the villain. Both born of moon and light, they would always fight. Now the wolf and red are in separate beds. Their story together is a memory.
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Nov 16, 2017
Nov 16, 2017 at 9:02 PM UTC
Little Red
With the pack Hunting Blood upon the breeze Coursing through our veins Changing, on our knees Pray with the pack Running The taste of fresh meat Biting, and clawing Something, good to eat Howling with the pack Screaming Waking in the morn Naked and remembering Another Werewolf, born
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Apr 17, 2017
Apr 17, 2017 at 2:32 PM UTC
Howling, at the moon
they say the scariest things are witches, werewolves, ghosts and ghouls; but they never discuss the demons that crawl into your mind just 3 hours after midnight.
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Nov 3, 2016
Nov 3, 2016 at 4:35 AM UTC
hallows eve --
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Oct 29, 2016
Oct 29, 2016 at 2:07 PM UTC
Untitled
The house is quiet, only my whisper is heard... oh, I guess I'm such a nerd, are you hanging on my every word? OK good, come on, let's go, Shadows drifting, so discreet, fowl breath, a cut out sheet,   hard to move these trembling feet a waiting guest, for me to greet? not a trick, I hope a treat!?! Perhaps the reaper comes this way he knows of this, a game I play? waking Crowley, where he lay, I grab ahold the banister, and step around the stair valute, the air grows dark and thick again, as everything is put in mute, until a bell, I pause to think, perhaps a playing flute? Prolly not & that's real cute, or maybe inquiries of  candied loot? True that, I wait to hear again, a ding, the joy of laughter it will bring, the songs again my heart will sing, I grip the rail, I'm petrified a ghostly ghoul, me, has spied I move away, from where I hide, Shhhhhh be quiet, My legs are heavy, I slowly stepped, you escorted, up I crept tears I wish, that I had wept, I move my hand, away are swept, no way for me to leave, get out, they'd never hear me scream & shout trudging on with wary doubt, I bite my lip, I moan & pout, in every step, as I grow brave, climbing up, a darkened grave, with every step, my soul to save, Very dramatic poet, emmmm thanks, read on, I reach the top in my suspense, ahead I say, in my defense, sorry if you're feeling tense, It's alright, I open up the door ahead, filling me & you with dread, dragging knuckles, telluric bed, I look, in horror, shrilling, ....shrieking a glowing face, chilling, peeking, must be the one, that I, ... am seeking! I chuckle at the sounds of creaking, bones & boards beneath my feet they tell, so sneaking up? say you lived in hell? so I give up hey, where's the bell? Oh hear it is, that's just swell, I know right? Thanks for finding it though, Look out!?! Jumping out, you give a start, I feel it pump inside my heart, looks as if I need black art, Yikes!!! Your not afraid? you silly girl, let me give another whirl a bony hand, sweeps & swirls tattered sheets they creep & twirl You do your best to discourage guests I'm prepared for any scary test Yes I'm different from the rest, & by the way, you mustn't know that I am blessed I'm not leaving, you may have guessed Some pumpkins happy some are scary the children here, they shan't be wary I am not, no I am nary this may be a fateful twist but by the gods I have been kissed sorry but your aim, it missed I know that I look a witch as I move my nose & give a twitch but my dear, I pulled a switch I raise my hands, I curse your words as spirits cry, my voice, is heard I bind you here, your soul I gird, I cast a spell, hogtie your feet take a bite, it's really sweet yes my dear please have a treat do you mind, if I have a seat? I call my spoon, my kettle stirring, as he speaks, the words are spurring, I laugh aloud, as kitty's purring, supernatural events, occurring, as caldrons bubble, broomsticks fly, & Frankenstein went walking by, his Mummy gives a wistful sigh, Your look of shock, a priceless one, like someone just removed the sun, I dare not say, a silly pun? No it's very good, Oh hey thanks friend, As breaking glass of aged pane's & your attempts to stop me, all in vain, In  rattlin' of my heavy chains relieving bones, from what they weigh as my skeleton comes out to play protecting children as you prey, wave a wand, a hand & down I slay, Too much? No, go on... The werewolf howling at the moon growling baying, softly croons, a clown I think might be a goon, the wicked hour coming soon, cackling witches laugh &  snicker spirits run & candles flicker demons plot, giggle... ... snicker, rubbing hands, they fight & bicker, Hehehe... I must admit their kinda spooky Some are cute and kinda kooky, To me look like a bunch of groupies, Ha ha, good one poet! Oh, well thanks! I give my stick another flick, I guess I gotta few more tricks!? as fires dance in flaming licks, Ewwww, I like it... Halloween no time for fools, the banshee comes with gaurding ghoul, we're taking him to scaring school Oh very cool, yeah I made some room, You can ride with banshee there, the one with all the crazy hair, you'll be alright just don't stare, It's not as if I just don't care, Huh!?! Great, The unwanted speaks, Well my dear, I'd say we're even but temporary guess I'm leavin' and your magic I might believin pretty good, you think you won congrats again, it's been real fun a spell like yours can be undone Hmmmm, Oh I see, you think my best? wait a sec, I'll get undressed something here I must confess Most these monsters are my friends on whom my back I can depend do your thing, with time you spend That's okay, you go ahead I don't wanna end up dead and now I see, an empty bed & your face is just filled with dread boy you're really turning red must be all the ink I bled Careful now, is this just a story? filled with rhymes, & kinda gory, finding out is mandatory, Now I jump out, - I just say BOO I guess, you see- the tricks on you! Happy Halloween! Great ending, Awww thanks for the love, yeah sure do love this time of year, lotsa fun, this one, Enjoy a candy, & thanks for coming! Cherie Nolan © 2016
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Oct 17, 2016
Oct 17, 2016 at 9:16 AM UTC
"A Halloween Story.. Of Sorts"
The house is quiet, only my whisper is heard... oh, I guess I'm such a nerd, are you hanging on my every word? OK good, come on, let's go, Shadows drifting, so discreet, fowl breath, a cut out sheet,   hard to move these trembling feet a waiting guest, for me to greet? not a trick, I hope a treat!?! Perhaps the reaper comes this way he knows of this, a game I play? waking Crowley, where he lay, I grab ahold the banister, and step around the stair valute, the air grows dark and thick again, as everything is put in mute, until a bell, I pause to think, perhaps a playing flute? Prolly not & that's real cute, or maybe inquiries of  candied loot? True that, I wait to hear again, a ding, the joy of laughter it will bring, the songs again my heart will sing, I grip the rail, I'm petrified a ghostly ghoul, me, has spied I move away, from where I hide, Shhhhhh be quiet, My legs are heavy, I slowly stepped, you escorted, up I crept tears I wish, that I had wept, I move my hand, away are swept, no way for me to leave, get out, they'd never hear me scream & shout trudging on with wary doubt, I bite my lip, I moan & pout, in every step, as I grow brave, climbing up, a darkened grave, with every step, my soul to save, Very dramatic poet, emmmm thanks, read on, I reach the top in my suspense, ahead I say, in my defense, sorry if you're feeling tense, It's alright, I open up the door ahead, filling me & you with dread, dragging knuckles, telluric bed, I look, in horror, shrilling, ....shrieking a glowing face, chilling, peeking, must be the one, that I, ... am seeking! I chuckle at the sounds of creaking, bones & boards beneath my feet they tell, so sneaking up? say you lived in hell? so I give up hey, where's the bell? Oh hear it is, that's just swell, I know right? Thanks for finding it though, Look out!?! Jumping out, you give a start, I feel it pump inside my heart, looks as if I need black art, Yikes!!! Your not afraid? you silly girl, let me give another whirl a bony hand, sweeps & swirls tattered sheets they creep & twirl You do your best to discourage guests I'm prepared for any scary test Yes I'm different from the rest, & by the way, you mustn't know that I am blessed I'm not leaving, you may have guessed Some pumpkins happy some are scary the children here, they shan't be wary I am not, no I am nary this may be a fateful twist but by the gods I have been kissed sorry but your aim, it missed I know that I look a witch as I move my nose & give a twitch but my dear, I pulled a switch I raise my hands, I curse your words as spirits cry, my voice, is heard I bind you here, your soul I gird, I cast a spell, hogtie your feet take a bite, it's really sweet yes my dear please have a treat do you mind, if I have a seat? I call my spoon, my kettle stirring, as he speaks, the words are spurring, I laugh aloud, as kitty's purring, supernatural events, occurring, as caldrons bubble, broomsticks fly, & Frankenstein went walking by, his Mummy gives a wistful sigh, Your look of shock, a priceless one, like someone just removed the sun, I dare not say, a silly pun? No it's very good, Oh hey thanks friend, As breaking glass of aged pane's & your attempts to stop me, all in vain, In  rattlin' of my heavy chains relieving bones, from what they weigh as my skeleton comes out to play protecting children as you prey, wave a wand, a hand & down I slay, Too much? No, go on... The werewolf howling at the moon growling baying, softly croons, a clown I think might be a goon, the wicked hour coming soon, cackling witches laugh &  snicker spirits run & candles flicker demons plot, giggle... ... snicker, rubbing hands, they fight & bicker, Hehehe... I must admit their kinda spooky Some are cute and kinda kooky, To me look like a bunch of groupies, Ha ha, good one poet! Oh, well thanks! I give my stick another flick, I guess I gotta few more tricks!? as fires dance in flaming licks, Ewwww, I like it... Halloween no time for fools, the banshee comes with gaurding ghoul, we're taking him to scaring school Oh very cool, yeah I made some room, You can ride with banshee there, the one with all the crazy hair, you'll be alright just don't stare, It's not as if I just don't care, Huh!?! Great, The unwanted speaks, Well my dear, I'd say we're even but temporary guess I'm leavin' and your magic I might believin pretty good, you think you won congrats again, it's been real fun a spell like yours can be undone Hmmmm, Oh I see, you think my best? wait a sec, I'll get undressed something here I must confess Most these monsters are my friends on whom my back I can depend do your thing, with time you spend That's okay, you go ahead I don't wanna end up dead and now I see, an empty bed & your face is just filled with dread boy you're really turning red must be all the ink I bled Careful now, is this just a story? filled with rhymes, & kinda gory, finding out is mandatory, Now I jump out, - I just say BOO I guess, you see- the tricks on you! Happy Halloween! Great ending, Awww thanks for the love, yeah sure do love this time of year, lotsa fun, this one, Enjoy a candy, & thanks for coming! Cherie Nolan © 2016
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Lovely elves and charming witches Wizards with great power Sorcerers and dragons I've read of these for hours. Woodland imps and fairies Their faces may seem pure But these creatures are spirits And they are meant to lure Spirit guides and shamans Fetishes and feathers Burning sage and totums Beating drums together Werewolves and vampires Voodoo dolls with porcelain faces These creatures are monsters! They have ***no redeeming graces! HALLOWEEN IS WICKED!*** Yet it is for SALE! Kids dressed up as GOULIES *And DEVILS WITH A TAIL! **SATAN ISN'T BEAUTIFUL! The devil  isn't CUTE! HE'S HERE TO DESTROY US! Yet we dress KIDS in his SUIT!*** Yes, they are romanticized The source of tons of ink I've even written of them A fact from which I shrink! I repent of doing this And as popular as they are I will now delete them I will no longer share. I will not praise this "beauty" Or perpetrate a lie I've had some trouble reading Now I know the reason why These deceptions grieve The Spirit My holy heart. My SOURCE. These ideas are of evil I will not endorse. I could have done so quietly Never made a show But you need to read this *You really need to know!* I may seem a fool for writing this You won't like this share But if I'm now unpopular I DON'T REALLY CARE. And, Christians, be ye HOLY! Think on something nice! Think on God the Father And The Lord Jesus Christ! SoulSurvivor (C) 6/27/2016
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Jun 27, 2016
Jun 27, 2016 at 6:12 AM UTC
The Beautiful Face of EVIL
Down in the bayou where the mangroves grow There's talk of black voodoo, like Marie Leveau The Swamp Witch, is legend, she has magic so black That those who have seen her, have never come back There;s tales of the noises that come from the dark Of werewolves and zombies as rough as the bark The mangroves are sentinels, to where the magic resides Where even a longboat has no room to glide Bodies go missing from the graveyards most nights And there's always a fog shading the fireflies lights The Swamp Witch is ruler and Queen of this world Where souls are all taken and spines can be curled They say that she came here from Canadian lands She was a metis they say, from the Western Tar Sands A mystic by nature, a dark witch by blood She lives deep in the swamp, protected by gators and mud The gators respect her, they do as she bids They keep watch on the waters, they're her reptillian kids She keeps zombies as gendarmes, collecting bodies to turn Just how black is her magic, no one can discern The Swamp Witch is legend, she is as old as all time The air in the bayou is as thick as the slime The cajuns say voodoo is the core of her heart They avoid fishing where the mangrove trees start The Swamp Witch, a legend ? or is she truly the Queen She's the Louisiana Witch, no one survives once she's seen.....
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May 1, 2013
May 1, 2013 at 11:33 PM UTC
Swamp Witch
The demons come in darkest night To take your soul away. They keep your body locked up tight And then they start to play. The vampires dance, the monsters fight The werewolves howl ‘til day, And your soul is left in shiv’ring fright. At least, that’s what they say. When demons come in blackest moon To steal you from your home. It’s always best to lock your room And stay at home alone. Who knows what horrid creatures’ tomb May come for you and your bones? So, lock your door and pray for noon, For night’s when monsters roam. If demons come when moonlight beams And you aren’t quite home yet, Oh traveler, beware the screams; It’s you they’ve come to get. And pray that nothing’s as it seems And that it’s still sunset. For, when moon is out all horrid things Walk freely, as they’re let.
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Feb 5, 2016
Feb 5, 2016 at 3:35 PM UTC
When Demons Come
he sniffed her out she fell for his charm she fell into his bed too fast too fast passion or frenzy? over & over again & again he pinned her down red ribbons, red dress on the floor it wasn't sweet it wasn't sweet my, what big teeth you have what big marks they leave the sun rose the moon set he slept fitfully bruised, ****** & sore, she waited finally he woke & crunch, munch he ate her for lunch
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Sep 5, 2015
Sep 5, 2015 at 3:32 PM UTC
lobo
you can feel his teeth scrape on your bones your flesh tears & your sinews  s t r e t c h  and snap apart & your blood runs down his face in rivers ; it drips on the cement to be washed away by the rain & soon there is no trace of you left behind
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Feb 4, 2015
Feb 4, 2015 at 6:36 AM UTC
Vargulf
A hamster walked in the pub yeah you remember that was that group that has a ******* collection but no ******* group anymore yeah that makes as much sense as me cheers Hello your truly more ****** up than I. She was broken fragile and me I was a ***** poetic ******* who was always trying lend some umm comfort cause I'm a strictly well I'm kidding hey if I can take advantage of someone and see some ******* in the process it's all good in the hood. Gonz give me one shot and a beer . Of ***** right? What she replied ? The shot you mean like ***** The woman looked at me as most do like I was a pervert they would never be near unless I was running bar within my mind on a poetry site yeah I know ******* freaky **** right? Look Gonz I swear just for once stop being a perve and get my dam drink and just shut the **** up okay ? I was in shock not from being snapped at from a female that happens all the time I'm used to being yelled at by my teenage wife skeeter . Yeah just cause she catches you watching **** she gets all bent of shape . Well sure I guess it was a little reckless going down the interstate but duh don't fall asleep while I'm driving I mean a girl has her needs what can I say . No the shock was more from getting my ding ding caught in my zipper hey you know how many ***** movies start out with a woman asking for a beer and a shot yeah I know I'm seriously ****** up but hey I'm fun. So after some manly tears shed and a few stiff ones hahaha that just sounded wrong can you guess I write this **** while I'm drinking? Anyways after this emotional hamster finally calmed a bit and put away her tazer I had get to just what was or wasn't eating at her . I thought deeply how I should speak to this fragile little hamster and the most caring sense I asked. So ***** what the ***** eating at your *** Yeah I know I'm a charming ******* aren't I? Well Gonz honestly it's just the way guys are on this site I mean why cant they judge my writing for just that instead of act like total horn dogs and send me messages and get all weird? This was a deep question asked to a shallow ******* like myself . Well honestly heres the truth and I know it's going to be shocking so prepare yourself ready? Umm I guess this hamster replied . Guys are all ***** ******** . Really no **** Sherlock she replied . Hey look sure some dudes can be nice and not act all weird but duh there probably gay . I mean yeah writing sights should be about writing but duh who cares about art if you can get laid let me tell you the reason I became a writer. I wasn't good at sports and I cant dance worth a **** okay so if I make chicks think I'm deep them maybe I can get to see there ******* and ******* are ******* awesome okay . Are ******* twelve this unnamed hamster asked me as she kicked back another shot of Jack Daniels . Mentally maybe I replied but honestly what is age but a marker to say hey your to old to date this person or for people put you in prison for there judgment of your unconventional lifestyle . You are one strange man Gonzo but at least your honest . yeah I know its one of my biggest flaws other than that I'm ******* awesome well I mean besides the drinking pills and other pending cases all of which I'm not guilty well kinda. We laughed we joked and when she wasn't looking I looked down her shirt yes it was a awesome night . Well until she caught me and hit me with a beer bottle . The night flew and so did are conversation . You know gonz your really not half as much a pervert as people think you are . Yeah I know don't tell anyone I have a bad reputation to uphold . The hamster laughed and my goal was reached cause at the end of the evening I'm a joker and a pervert bartender but even I know how to treat people and I don't treat a writing site like hookup .com cause if I want to get laid I will do it the old fashioned way pay for it. The hamster went on her way and once again I was left to work on my misspelled scribbling's and to look up freaky **** on the internet . really what else a internet connection for? Until next time stay crazy Kids . Gonzo
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Sep 20, 2014
Sep 20, 2014 at 3:55 AM UTC
******* Make Me Like Your Poetry More
A hamster walked in the pub yeah you remember that was that group that has a ******* collection but no ******* group anymore yeah that makes as much sense as me cheers Hello your truly more ****** up than I. She was broken fragile and me I was a ***** poetic ******* who was always trying lend some umm comfort cause I'm a strictly well I'm kidding hey if I can take advantage of someone and see some ******* in the process it's all good in the hood. Gonz give me one shot and a beer . Of ***** right? What she replied ? The shot you mean like ***** The woman looked at me as most do like I was a pervert they would never be near unless I was running bar within my mind on a poetry site yeah I know ******* freaky **** right? Look Gonz I swear just for once stop being a perve and get my dam drink and just shut the **** up okay ? I was in shock not from being snapped at from a female that happens all the time I'm used to being yelled at by my teenage wife skeeter . Yeah just cause she catches you watching **** she gets all bent of shape . Well sure I guess it was a little reckless going down the interstate but duh don't fall asleep while I'm driving I mean a girl has her needs what can I say . No the shock was more from getting my ding ding caught in my zipper hey you know how many ***** movies start out with a woman asking for a beer and a shot yeah I know I'm seriously ****** up but hey I'm fun. So after some manly tears shed and a few stiff ones hahaha that just sounded wrong can you guess I write this **** while I'm drinking? Anyways after this emotional hamster finally calmed a bit and put away her tazer I had get to just what was or wasn't eating at her . I thought deeply how I should speak to this fragile little hamster and the most caring sense I asked. So ***** what the ***** eating at your *** Yeah I know I'm a charming ******* aren't I? Well Gonz honestly it's just the way guys are on this site I mean why cant they judge my writing for just that instead of act like total horn dogs and send me messages and get all weird? This was a deep question asked to a shallow ******* like myself . Well honestly heres the truth and I know it's going to be shocking so prepare yourself ready? Umm I guess this hamster replied . Guys are all ***** ******** . Really no **** Sherlock she replied . Hey look sure some dudes can be nice and not act all weird but duh there probably gay . I mean yeah writing sights should be about writing but duh who cares about art if you can get laid let me tell you the reason I became a writer. I wasn't good at sports and I cant dance worth a **** okay so if I make chicks think I'm deep them maybe I can get to see there ******* and ******* are ******* awesome okay . Are ******* twelve this unnamed hamster asked me as she kicked back another shot of Jack Daniels . Mentally maybe I replied but honestly what is age but a marker to say hey your to old to date this person or for people put you in prison for there judgment of your unconventional lifestyle . You are one strange man Gonzo but at least your honest . yeah I know its one of my biggest flaws other than that I'm ******* awesome well I mean besides the drinking pills and other pending cases all of which I'm not guilty well kinda. We laughed we joked and when she wasn't looking I looked down her shirt yes it was a awesome night . Well until she caught me and hit me with a beer bottle . The night flew and so did are conversation . You know gonz your really not half as much a pervert as people think you are . Yeah I know don't tell anyone I have a bad reputation to uphold . The hamster laughed and my goal was reached cause at the end of the evening I'm a joker and a pervert bartender but even I know how to treat people and I don't treat a writing site like hookup .com cause if I want to get laid I will do it the old fashioned way pay for it. The hamster went on her way and once again I was left to work on my misspelled scribbling's and to look up freaky **** on the internet . really what else a internet connection for? Until next time stay crazy Kids . Gonzo
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and maybe one day you and i will write our own realities because we are boys whose dreams begin and end with cheeky grins and dark eyes and we are boys whose dreams begin and end with mousy brown hair and hurt painted on forearms and we are children and young and fierce we are like the wind and our love is everlasting and maybe one day you and i will sign a petition to end the world bloodstains and a lit match on our cheap hotel bedspread tornado valley in our hearts and in our heads i can’t promise you that this is real but i can promise you that it can be maybe one day you and i will cut out our hearts and sew them to our sleeves and let them bleed down and soak back into our sinew but right now we are children,and we are young and fierce,and we will love young and fierce (twelve years and thirteen bodies later--)
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Jun 21, 2014
Jun 21, 2014 at 2:15 PM UTC
lupus enim stellum
they trained me to move elegantly before i could even move so i'm resorting to being a ******* misfit (maybe if i try hard enough their work will reverse) my teenage hipbones are a geometry problem acute angles jutting from beneath my shirt my jeans have always hung too low and i'm too poor to buy a good belt. you tell me, softness in your eyes, softness in your fingertips, that you love how they sit on my hips. i was born on a full moon, howling before i had learned how to speak your humanity matches my humility my futility you were born with the stars in your eyes and when you touched my shoulder i felt them a thousand and one galaxies tied up in you my first word was hatred and yours was adoration and maybe that's why i can't help but wish on you. that which a man does not have attracts him;; i wonder what attracted you to me
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Jun 21, 2014
Jun 21, 2014 at 2:14 PM UTC
teenage lycanthropic dreams