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Pissing Down a WaterfallI stood there, / Tall and proud, / Half yard behind

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The Finnish Tomb of the Tween HarlotMost peculiarly of most things was that I thought all of this very fishy, daudry, drab, and boresome. This is where I turn on the second table lamp... / In a muster I arrived to the home of my aunt, where at once she drew me into the back of the house, down a flight of stairs made of tusk and bone into a catacomb where she kept a alive collection of wooly mammoths. She said the upkeep wasn't awfully horrendous as she had an invisible backdrop which led to a lion, a witch, and a wardrobe sort of thing. I stood in the gangway behind 10 foot high thigh bones waiting for one of the monstrous red beasts to come greet me, but what arrived was a very large elephant with longer tusks than usual. None of the red sillyness which I had dreamt of seeing in my previous years. / She could see I was not that impressed, and so I was led to another part of her home. Around the corner walked in my uncle in is superb and luxurious dress, reminiscent of 18th century British military fatigues. He said, "I bought the E.T. ride from Universal Studios, but as bringing the whole ride to my home I had them adapt a more suitable version to fit the property. A hangar opened and inside there were four chariots of orange and blue, diamond shaped school buses with their undersides aimed at withholding a V-shaped street. Then in two and two single file order all the classmates of my K-12 years arrived and took seat into the strappings of this 'ride' we were to take. Music played, John Williams even was produced by hologram, and after the ups and downs for several minutes we arrived to what I thought would inevitably be the forest, but rather was what I perceived was a Finnish town. The chariot I was in was stuck in the street, mud, rain, and soot entrenched us. I unbuckled the polyester straps and when I stood I realized that though the seats had built in urinals and toilets they were utterly noiseome to the senses. I followed a local girl to a food mart where I asked how I could find where I was but no one spoke a drop of English.

@martin-narrod64

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Basic NecessitiesWe all have to daily eat and drink and also shit and piss / there isn't anything else more basic or common than this, / except a vital need to rest and get some adequate sleep

@George-Krokos20

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{10w} Better mediums for my poems:Used toilet paper, / or blankets of snow / to piss on.

@Listerineyedrops3

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Pisseddoor opened / door shut, then locked / first morning urges

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Expelling ExcrementToo bad / We can't / Rid ouselves

@francie-lynch11

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The Bored GazelleI stand here poised / Like a bored gazelle about to leap / Not in the Serengeti

@maudethebear16

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“trypophobia is kawaii"I put on a cutesy voice because I’m the unexpected murderer of happiness. It makes more of an impact acting like a dumb blonde bitch to society’s expectations, that when I come out with murder methods one wants to scream and run away. I’ll tell you what makes me squirm, being touched and googling fear of holes. Those pictures make me want to vomit and piss myself at the same time. Gore and pain…I can handle. But loads of deep circular imprints on the skin from leaning on things…no.no.no. I can’t. It will make me implode.

@mechanical-adolescents7

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BITCHStop acting like you're *perfect* / We can all see your **flaws** / Stop acting like you're *perfect*

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The Big Easythe big easy / is hard lives, / what gives

@manx-kronos-pragna37

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I Pissed in Dat BottleI did it, I ain't proud. / If you felt de pain in my urethra, / You'd know.

@dertybeatzfromdastreetz38

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Dogs In High HeelsYou like to piss in the wind, / But get upset when your clothes get wet. / You're not going to like what I have to say,

@MisfitOfSociety17

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A Good DayIn a muddy field / My buddy and I shoot guns / then drink smoke and piss

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when he sayswhen he says he wants to put you / in a poem, don't believe he'll / put your petals to his nose, inhale gently,

@kneedleknees23

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the glassalways seems / cleaner / wonce you

@fairlyfreaksome8

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Can'tCan't / I can't kiss ass / Must be something i ate in class

@tara-liz-driscoll26

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HereStab me. Do it again. / I'm so tired of living in this place where people bend what's already broken trying so hard to fix it but only to make it worsen it's so funny how hard this shit is; after being brought into a world you can't say no to you're forced to go on living in it only to wait for it to end and sure you'll have good experiences mixed in with the bad; and happiness mixed in with the sad too and heaven forbid you try to exit because apparently that is cowardly; wrong in the end most are too scared to even attempt... It's just funny.

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What A Woman You Areone day these hungry eyes of yours / will disappear in others: / that's what I count with –

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Grow UpGrow up and be a man / Stand on your own feet and never run / Fly like an eagle and explore the world

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TroublesThree in the morning, I know you're horny / On schedule beggin me to forni- / Cate, fellatiate, make a grown man ejaculate

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Don't Do ItDon't do that and don't do this, / The things we're told from birth to death, / But all this life is shit and piss,

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Re-moat control......Group think in unison disarray / morons looking for Camelot in mob's dive / we spoil for mind war but pray lend us our minds

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haiku 20/11/23cdog dog breath dog piss / smells like security now / in days of our need

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