Cloud gazing, and yet head hung low
Duct workers maintain their pumps
Assumptions of the first red curtain show
Will the Black Lady come up trumps?

Defending she does of a savage blow
Boundaries pass, still have that lump
Fear dissipates fast, you just know
Wet fish slap, touch down bump

Mission seamed so clear at this fresh start
No predictions of a brain confuddulation
Hike, zigzag, spin to the coldest part
Lump no longer lonely, face mutation

Back to back days of kart
Winning is a fictitious temptation
Easy(ish)-flow braced up for the heart
No longer now is there frustration

Excitement and passion, give me a smack
‘Give a ****’ overtakes fear in a split
Dee Bath bound, spells **** good craic
‘cos you know darlin’, you are fit!

Anticipations of caressing your back
I’ve even tidied up my flat of a pit!
Panic not of spending a whack
Fly when cheapest, I’ll see you in a bit…

Other fish aren’t enough!
When will you realise their potential?
My head’s already too full of stuff!
It doesn’t have to be painful, try something conventional.
You advising me? You made Billy’s goat gruff!
I mean it’s all in your head, don’t be mental!

Little pretty thong,
Silly ****** song.
Take me! Wear.
*******! Stare.

Spatula and bourbon paint with blood,
In an attempt to woo Dracula’s mud.
Walking down an alley cat zoo,
Along came Sid with Captain Voodoo.
Painting, decorating, sanding and building,
Cleaning mountain goat’s spectacular guilding.
Given a job however dull and blue,
Being a decorator is what you should do.

You’re all on your own now,
What the hell are you gonna do?
Nobody left to protect you.
You might find what I have to say, may annoy you.
I know what it’s like,
Out on a limb and all alone.
If you love yourself then you love you,
No-one else to answer to, it’s only you.

Many of my friends like umbrellas,
However I would rather eat Nutellas.
Give me a best before end?
**** it, let’s pretend!
Moving into a new house went Jo,
Come along let’s go with the flow!
Protecting came an umbrella,
Me and Jo gonna be friends forever!

It’s been coming out all ends,
Erupting in crucial ways.
Squirting, splurting everyday.
You’re a sick ****!
You ******* bell end!