Jump up a kangaroo’s ****,
See him enjoy your warlock warrior.
Now roll in **** on that grass,
Revel in rounds of Wadbock Collies.
Followed in great succession by brollies.
DANGER! DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE!
DANGER! DANGER! Total stranger!

How can I do this denial thing?
It’s consuming me inside out, it’s ****!
Chocking and smoking in a painful ring.
Beating you down deeper in an endless pit.
Can’t control, can’t maintain inside,
Must find a way to get beside.
What the **** did I start to say?
Write some ****, do some ****.

The tall buildings literally scrape the sky.
I wonder what it would be like to fly?
Travel by a clone taxi or a bus?
The long one-way escalator is an option for the two of us!
Freaky meet with Emily in the street,
Led us to not use our feet.
I tried to explain what was bothering me,
Lack of understanding yet again,
Leaves me to be alone again.

Yesterday sugar became unspeakably irritated because mother’s apron crushed ants wearing stillness caped wonder just William author wrote ****** explicit headlines newspaper columns pillar architecturally sound villages super-imposed images quivering Shepard’s ******* antelopes jumping furiously with tyramisphorising fornicating flanges woodwork lessons gym period ****** advert teasing testicles sumptuously ravishing me sideways and erupting deep blasts suffocating you inside without ******* headlong in my armpits.

Eventually everyone always signs legal documents leading to ****** bondable zoos inserted buffalo sized puddings eaten by frogs spanking archbishops underwear while licking toes crushed under fridges dropped from clouds of buttercups being pushed into ovens smelling gorgeous not consumed pimps and alarm clocks ring people to talk for hours and pineapples exchanged cod fish for tickets to see S Club 7 being caressed internally whilst ******* bags covered in water deserts sunk from space aliens from Tescos selling hardback fish cleaning toilets and singing in pink wellies dancing to Madonna look-a-likes prosecuted for *** shops selling frozen fish socks washed daily in cranberry coffee after being passed under bridges flooded in margarine soaked pillows.

A dog in the street,
Such an amazing feet,
Perfume sellers and ‘Hombre’ boots,
Always cut your hair and you’ll be bald as a coot.
WOOF! WOOF! BARK! BARK!
Moor them in a ferry park,
Dogs are ruff, and cats are ****,
Dogs say gruff, and cats make me sick.
Stepping off the pavement, and peeing on posts,
To them, humans may as well be ghosts.
Fluffy dogs and meowing cats,
Wag their tails and scratch like a bat.
Their cute looks never diminish,
That is the fact and this is the finish.

A candle is grazing in the snow,
Come and have a look, you never know.
Look, it’s cute, it’s got something to show.
You horrid filthy disgusting little *******.
What did it do? Are you going to go?
Do you really want to know?
Tough! I’m not telling diddly squat!

Green yellow black Tracy,
Tan mustard **** pink,
Blue know purple grey,
You yellow ochre violet,
Black do orange white.