Women are like cars

the better it runs and looks

the higher it costs

Sleepy lazy and

unmotivated too much

alcohol again

Dressed in pink
her hair a cute kink
a sweet button nose
dainty little toes
giggles so sweet
when I tickle her feet
my friends toddler
an awkward waddler
she calls me Suey
makes me all gooey
china blue eyes
hypnotise
skin like porcelain
I drink her in
fills me with desire
lights my maternal fire

We’ll weather the storm

rainbow follows hurricane

here for each other

Genevieve is a frump

a big fat lazy lump

walter decided to dump

she really got the ****

and gave him a mighty thump

When silence descends

end of the relationship

when feelings are numb

New Years Resolution

I’m going to be the problem not the solution

he looks at me like I’ve got 10 heads

I’m taken myself to bed

I really couldn’t give 2 *****

right now life *****

housework can kiss my ****

teamwork is a farce

tomorrow I’ll get on my knees

but tonight I hope your infested with fleas