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Steven Fried Jun 2013
I arose
             I was rich
I was robbed
                        I won the lottery
I went to bed.

I arose
             I was married
I had a passionate affair
                                           I had a divorce
I lost the house
                            I kept the kids
I went to bed.

I arose
              I got into college
I went to a party
                              I drank
I lost my virginity
                                 I was photographed
I had my acceptance reneged
                                                     I won't have any student loans
I went to bed.
Steven Fried Jun 2013
I am a Falsehood
I am naive
I am humble
I am self-effacing
I am diligent
I am a narrow minded
I am an anarchist
I am scared
I am alone
I am docile
I am ignorant
I am a liar
This is not me.
Steven Fried Jun 2013
A party in the jungle heat,
he is sober,
Like always.
Just one drink...
Come on try it...

No.
One, please, do it with me
No
Don't be left out
No
Just one...?
...no...
One.
Capitulation First Sip.
Fruit juices of the jungle- strawberry sweet with that telling aftertaste
no regret.
Sip.
Gulp.
First cup finished
He is Tipsy.
Secnd cup finshed
He is Buzzed.
Pride, He has lost his inicense, He is growin' up.
The only limit is dere are none...
Three cups in and the sweet nektar is gane,
One half a Loko next – grawss.
The world tips.
One half a wutr botle goes very fastly - no flavor at all
The world blurs,
Cut to couch 3 am
He tiiirrrred, He fulll, He is full-on drunk.
For the first time in sixteen years, he is a wining-confused-inarticulate baby.
Pillow on his face to hide from the lights- not the shame- just the party that needs to be over
He wants sleep, but the spins keep him awake.
The rumors abound: "He assed out on the couch."- not true.
Alcohol fueled lie.
Alcohol distorts perception far worse than a few rumors can hope to encompass.
Alcohol turns your average teen into a
Thrill-seeking
Death-defying
Lady-killing
Frisky-living
Idiot.
True or false...? You weigh in.
Steven Fried Jun 2012
What Would You do...

if I spelt like dis?
if I spawk lek des?
if I drrooonneeedd lliiiikkkeee tthhhiiissss?
if I SCREAMED LIKE THIS?
if I talkedlikethis?
if I didn't say anything at all?

We are all equal, open your eyes.
Steven Fried Jun 2012
Hot/Blonde/Intelligent
Stable/Mature/Teenager
Fat/Lazy/Athlete
Forgetful/Minuscule/Elephant
Old/Thin/Jewish
Artistic/Free-thinking/Soldier
Easy-listening/Smooth/Punk-rock
Long/Complex/Text
Simple/Easy/Relationship
Understandable/Relatable/Women
Respected/Intellectual/Burnout
Humble/Self-effacing/Dictator
Standardized/Structured/Poem.

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