hand me a whiskey Mr Barman hand me a whiskey as quick as you can all the answers to my life's somersaults will be found in its soothing malt
hand me a whiskey it'll fix everything hand me a whiskey it'll fill my bruised skin
I'll be numbed but that's okay a shot of whiskey helps me through the day
hand me a whiskey Mr Barman hand me a whiskey as quick as you can all the answers to my life's somersaults will be found in its soothing malt
the mountains of worries I've had will fade with a glass of whiskey as my aid so don't keep me waiting for that drink Mr Barman you can iron out all my chinks my world is collapsing in on me all I want is a little taste of whiskey I can't face the day without a drop it is my most important prop
hand me a whiskey Mr Barman hand me a whiskey as quick as you can
when our politicians open their traps we're fed a diet of political crap they think that they are out smarting us with the unpalatable stuff they feed us
we're wise to the diatribe that's shoved down our necks each day we wont be fooled by anything they say our Prime Minister stood up in parliament to tell the honorable members to be of a kinder bent
but in the next breath he got out his not so pleasant mace to give the opposition leader a bit of it in the face
well that doesn't sit well with the public at all as they don't much like seeing an all in brawl the politicians should be less rough as their verbal insults can be too tough
they should be practicing what they preach instead of going well beyond the breach how can we believe a thing that they utter when all that they say is best kept in the gutter
our politicians are far from a good crew all too often their distasteful jibes make us stew they are losing all respectability which does little for their publicity
their bluntness in the bear pit we'll not have a bar of it
And I wish your smile was meant for me. I wish that we'd stare* into each others eyes, knowing that the reason they light up, was because of me; because of my effort, the effort that I try so hard *to hide.