I'm not Zonke, but tonight we gonna talk about
Feelings.
We gonna talk about stealing.
My Heart.
Do you remember when i was repealing,
You went all kneeling,
Appealing,
Begging,
Caring.
You molested my Feelings.
All this pretending
Fake loving
French kissing
Love making
while screaming
and hard breathing
Midnight
Phone ringing
I've been ignoring
but its starting to be annoying
While you were taking a shower
Quickly I paged, while paging I perceived
The ******* is cheating,
I am leaving
With my Feelings
I am taking
All my love and belongings
Now that my face you're no longer seeing,
Your pinna, my voice no longer hearing,
Your mouth, my lips no longer tasting,
My nose your nose, our noses no longer
rubbing..
You wanna talk about Feelings...
What Feelings?

I always stole a glance at him, hoping that he
would ask for my name
but NO he never .... NVM
Made sure that I'd get a seat next to His,
Then I would stare at Him ...
Hoping that He would... Aahh NVM but
Not even a greeting, not even a Sawubona
from Him.
Decided to write Him a letter, then crafted it
an aeroplane, asked Jane to throw it at Him
but did He bother to even read it? Ahhh NVM
I started to convince myself that he is blind or
Long-sightened or something
I mean I never heard him utter a word maybe
he is dumb or he hates ... Ahhh NVM
I gazed at Him less, but them Feelings got
stronger
they got stronger and I decided to no longer
be a stranger to Him
I braved my heart and couraged my mouth
I went to His desk, greeted Him
He noded, Dude I'm so fucken attracted to you
'Oh you're '? Yes
'Sorry sister, I'm Gay.'
I fainted.
I never had a boyfriend again, till today.

I see Beauty in a *******,
Whose feelings you cannot convolute.
I see a Businesswoman in a *******,
A **** with brains, destitute
she made a business plan.
At least she did business studies and
accounting at school, sells her body to earn,
A living.
I see a princess in a *******,
because no man can resist her.
You know when she starts curling her hair
Even Pastors *******,
then we bring the Saints Holiness into debate.
Have you ever seen a ******* aspirate
"I want you" ?
****! Her voice alone gives ****** healing,
Arouses ****** feelings,
Pumps vessels, frightened by the spark in her
eyes, hormone adrenalin give your heart rate a
fast accelerating beatings.
I see charisma in a *******.
Married men,leave their wives in bed and
creep to the streets corner just to cuddle with
prostitutes, it was I who said, there's beauty in
a *******.
I see Beauty in a *******.
I've seen Loyalty in a *******,
Yes I did. How? What do I mean?
Because she ***** all men in the same manner
and charge them all the identical amount.
That is Loyalty man.
I said, I see Beauty in a ******* and
I wasn't lying.
There is Beauty in a *******,
The Beauty that makes Preachers at church
retire,
The Beauty that make married men divorce,
The Beauty that makes Jay Z forget Beyonce,
The Beauty that makes Julius Malema forgets
his political position
The Beauty that makes Jesus Christ want to
come back, to save his descendants from sin.
The Beauty of a *******,
Men have seen it.

Aibo Yewena!
Phela ngisakuthanda
Ngikucabanga ngize ngibone ikhanda lam'
selinezandla,
Ngibone ikhanda lam' seliyi CEO,
Mengcabanga wena Ikhanda lam' liba
uPrincipal,
Liyangiphatha. Ngizwa bethi uthatha ama
applications. Ngiyakucela phela love le CAO
engifakile ayibe successful. Angifune reject
phela le Degree yoThando lwakho ngyayfuna
Noma ngasayenzanga icourse yokuba istraight I
right neye side chick, sengiyo modifyer next
year.
Uyi status seFeleb yini? Coz I like You!
Kuthi angifanise inhliziyo yami ne DVD wena
uyi player, wa pressa u open wayifaka I CD
wathi close isadlala kamnandi wapressa u eject!
Aibo kanti unjani player?
Aibo Yewena!
Aibo Yewena uthi awungilahlekelanga njer?
Ngoba namanje inhliziyo yami isakufuna
Aibo my top deck! Namanje ngisakuhalela,
kodeke ngizokuphonela just ukbingelela noma
ngikuhayele. Aibo Yewena!
Ngisalifuna namanje leliya fosholo, phela wena
usaqala ukungibona you were digging me
Lol hhhe
Uthi Ongumnini wena ungowami
Ngiyamzonda lowathi love is a matter of
chemistry
Phela manje wena you treat me like toxic waste
Wena ngikufanisa neRadio edlala imicibilisho,
ungizwisile ubuhlungu!
Wazenza iskhothane ngami washiya inhliziyo
yami idabukile
I miss you, angisakwazi muntu usebona
ngamakhasi nje ukuthi usaPeeler
Ukube bengazi ukuthi wena ungizela nge earth
quake kuloluthando uzo zama zama, bengeke
ngiqale!
Ngicela inhliziyo yami niyinqume izandla, kuze
izoyeka ukuthanda lomuntu!
Aibo bafena lomuntu iphilisi! Somebody take
me to a doctor I've overdosed!
Ngane YeLanga, ukukbona nje could brighten
my day
Shuthi uthando lwethu beluyiGenerations,
sekuphele iytori
Aibo Yewena
Month end yami engiholela ekufeni
Ngisakuthanda namanjer

I miss how we used to talk about anything and
everything
Long chats till midnight communicating about
almost nothing
Thing is you were my favorite thing to waste
my time on
So I decided to write you a poem,
a poem
to remind you of our friendship before our
relationship.
A poem
to remind you that you once cared
for me
unemployed but every hour you paid
me your attention
This is a poem to remind you that my love for
you was once enormous as Chinese population
Did our friendship undergo Charles Darwin's
Natural Selection?
Or did I push too hard whilst trying to perfect
your imperfections?
Can I please quote you
"Whatever happen between us, you'll always
belong to me"
Did you mean that?
I wrote this poem without words to say but,
just to remind you of our friendship before our
relationship.
Now it takes us days to respond to each others
texts
Back Then ....... it only took a minute
I wrote this poem to pass you a message that
even though I go around and squander my love
on various partners but
It is you that I truly love
So I decided to write you a poem
to ask you
if you dont miss our friendship before our
relationship.

l tried to remember you but I couldn't
l still do have your numbers, but it's like my
hands are tied I cant do anything
Fried hearts dont pump blood
Then how come mine rejuvinates when I try to
remember you blood pumps running like flood
Are you the lover that I cant remember?
Are you the lover that I lost in December?
I still dont know who you are but Im on
Google,
searching,
Reaching,
For a person I dont know
Let me find you, I have sentiments I need to
show
Or at least can I befriend you, my self esteem
is very low
I still dont know,
who my lover is,
I still dont know,
where my lover is,
I still dont know who I am looking for
but Im looking
I still dont know who I am trying to remember
but Im reversing my memories
I have two pictures that you gave me
but this is not you
Im still trying to remember you
I have the letter you wrote me
but this is not your handwriting
I still dont know,
who my lover is,
I still dont know,
where my lover is,
but I 'll find
CRYPTICPOET©

Crypticpoet broke my heart
But I will be alright, alright, alright.
She was my sun forced me to shine, shine,
shine.
Then Boom! An eclipse, with darkness
She TOOK the WRONG HAND and LEFT me.
But I'll be fine, fine, fine.
Don't Fall inlove with a Poet
Poets lie, lie, lie
Don't give a Poet your Heart
Poets will make you cry, cry, cry.
If your boyfriend cheated on you,
He is a Poet, poet, poet.
If your girlfriend left you
She is crypticpoet, crypticpoet, crypticpoet.
But if your boyfriend beats you and tells you
that he loves you
then he is playing God, playing God, playing
God.
You know your lover is a Poet
When instead of beautiful he says you're HOT
He is calling you Venus, a Planet
Run away, run away, run away!
Don't Fall inlove with a Poet.
Don't Fall inlove with a Poet
Poets lie, lie, lie.
Don't give a Poet your Heart
Poets will make you cry, cry, cry.
You know your lover is a Poet
When she don't want ***
You are dating a FLAT battery, she's NEVER
READY
Dump her, dump her, dump her.
Don't fall inlove with a Poet.
Poets lie
Poets cheat
Poets deceive
Poets believe
Poets play
Poets break
Poets joke
But
When a poet tells you they love you
Trust me they mean it.
Poets live to die
Poets die to live.
CRYPTICPOET