Has a heart been found,
is it compatible and from
whom, are the questions
on everybody lips today.
As the pulse of a nation
has become symbiotic to
its tolerance, a bypass is
no longer an option, the
anaesthesiologist is ready
because Britain needs to
be put back to sleep, now!

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The prime goal is to alleviate suffering,
and not to prolong life. And if your
treatment does not alleviate suffering,
but only prolongs life, that treatment
should be stopped.

              Dr. Christiaan Bernard.
              Heart Transplant Surgeon.

Frankenstein  was out of his mind with worry,

and he had a pain in somebody's head.


Burke and Hare,  second hand  body parts dealers,

" WE do all the ***** work , digging out the right parts,

   to get you back on the road "


Christiaan Bernard, , on his worst  Junior Doctor ever,

  " I hadn't the heart to fire him "



German cannibal, Armin Meiwes, claims he has done nothing wrong,

  " I just love people "  he said, with a smile.

Later he was barred from a local restaurant ,

after he complained  to the Chef, " The steak was

burnt black, and tasted like a Pakistani's  **** "


By Holly Barrett