Do you see me rolling my eyes right now?
No?
Well if you could see my eyes right now they would be rolling, and I’d be looking at you while I’m rolling them.
Actually, I wouldn’t be looking at you while my eyes were rolling because my eyes would be busy rolling and I wouldn’t really be looking at anything.
But I’d definitely be THINKING about you, while I’m rolling my eyes, and I’m thinking of all the crazy things you say. And all the crazy things you do, while I’m rolling my eyes.
And if I could look at myself, I would look at myself and I would roll my eyes.
At myself.
Actually, I wouldn’t be looking at myself while my eyes were rolling, because my eyes would be busy rolling and I wouldn’t really be looking at anything.
But I’d definitely be THINKING about myself, while I’m rolling my eyes, and I’m thinking of all the crazy things I say. And all the crazy things I do.
Like rolling my eyes.
And my eyes get tired.
Tired of rolling. And I close them.
And I think,
But I’d definitely be Thinking about you, while I'm closing my eyes.
Originally posted in 2006 on my high school Xanga account. Nostalgia much?