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Just a thinker man
Peanuts
14/M/India    14 year old boy from India. Trying my luck with poetry!

Poems

Big Virge Jul 30
Now I’m ALLERGIC To NUTS...  
By This I Mean PEANUTS... !!!  

But The Nuts I'm Speaking Of...  
... In THIS Poems GUT... !!!  

DON’T Reach My Stomach... !!!  
  
It’s These Modern Day CHUMPS...  
That I’m...... ALLERGIC Too... !!!  
  
Because Their Nutty Views...  
Tend To Lead To ABUSE... !!!!!  
  
Because Their Nuts... BLATANT...  
Are At The WRONG Station... !?!  
  
And Are Wound TOO TIGHT...  
So Contort Their Minds... !!!  
  
From Religious Nuts... !!!  
To New Gender Nuts... !?!  
To Young Violent Nuts... !!!  
  
And The Type of Nuts...  
Whose ****** Stunts...  
When It Comes To Children...  
Should Have Their Nuts …
… NEUTERED... !!!
  
We’ve Got Conspiracy Nuts...  
Scientific Nuts, Technological Nuts...  
Who Now Want... ROBOTS...  
To Be Their... COMPANIONS... ?!?  
  
I Mean... Isn’t That NUTS...  
... Or Is That Just ME... ?!?  
  
Some People Say I’M NUTS...  
When They Read My Poetry... !?!  
  
Cos They DON’T Use Their Nuts... !!!  
Or That’s Right I Mean Their HEADS... !!!  
  
Unless Their ***** Gets Some...  
Until Their Nut Gets To BUST... !!!  
  
Now It’s True That I...  
Go... LYRICALLY NUTS...  
When I Write This Stuff... !!!  
  
But NOT Like The Mugs...  
Who Choose To Run Their Gums...  
Be TRYING To CLAIM...  
... Goes With My Name... ?!?  
  
Or The Way That My Brain...  
Creates This Wordplay...  
  
I Guess It’s NUTS To Say...  
That Wordplay Bearing...  
The Big Virge Name...  
Is Worthy of Declaring...  
To Be Verse That's... GREAT... ?!?  
  
Well That’s OKAY...  
Because A Lot Humans...  
Seem To Have NUTTY Tastes...
  
That I’m..... ALLERGIC To... !!!  
  
Because I’m From A Pool...  
of Talent That’s COOL...
  
That’s NOT For Fools...  
Or That’s Right For... NUTS... !!!  
  
Whose Gums Enlist...  
Passive Aggressive...  
Moves That STINK... !!!
  
Like... NUTTY PIGS...  
Who Carry... BADGES... !!!
  
I’m NUTTY Like THIS...  
When It Comes To Scripts...  
That I’m QUICK To FLIP...
Like... Dancing CRIPS...  
Who See Some BLOODS...  
And Then Start To Act NUTS... !!!
  
And Then Let Blood RUN...  
When They Pull Out Their GUNS... !!!  
  
It’s A WORLD of NUTS...
When It Comes To VIOLENCE... !!!
  
Heads of Governments...  
And People Who Judge...  
  
With WRONGFUL BIAS...... !!!  
Like These... RACIST NUTS... !!!
  
Whose IGNORANCE...  
Has Spread In Humans...  
Just Like This Virus...  
That Continues To SHUT...  
Mouths And Businesses Up... !!!  
  
Which May Be Why...  
I’ve Had To Write These Lines...  
  
Because of Minds...  
Being Locked Inside...  
  
Now Acting WILD... !?!  
When They Go Outside...  
Or When They Go Online...  
Who Write IGNORANT Stuff...  
That Starts To... EXPOSE...  
  
That They’ve Got PROBLEMS... !!!  
  
That Cause ME To Have...  
  
ALLERGIC REACTIONS...  
  
Because What They INDULGE...  
Is Behaving Like......  
  
... Attention Seeking...  
  
.......... “ NUTS “........
I really do have an allergy to nuts, but, I never thought there were quite so many different ones out there in this world !?!
Hersch Rothmel Jun 2013
some people choose to eat their nuts in big old handfuls
some people nibble and nibble so they don't run out
some people only like peanuts, cashews, or almonds
but when you eat your nuts you use a spoon, no doubt

who knew a spoon could be used to munch on some nuts
we all thought it was weird when Mr. Pitt used a fork for his candy
who knows maybe your art form will catch on
and eating nuts with spoons will be dandy so dandy

I guess it makes sense when the nuts are honey roasted
All that stuff can get kind of messy
But even if their salted I don’t think its called for
To use a spoon for nuts is so unnecessary

Why don’t you put your hand in the bag
Or just dump them into your palm
Are you pretending its cereal
Or is it to work out for your arm  
either way I’d like to know more about your weird way of getting
some nuts from the bag to your mouth is so breath taking

who knew a spoon could be used to munch on some nuts
we all thought it was weird when Mr. Pitt used a fork for his candy
who knows maybe your art form will catch on
and eating nuts with spoons will be dandy so dandy

When you share nuts do you make people use your spoon
or must they have their own at the ready
While on a plane I saw a woman eating nuts with a spoon and it inspired me to write this