A Christmas drunk
Twis the night beforeChistmas.
And all through the house beer bottles was scattered.
While the ******* were hung from the five strippers we had.
The kids are locked in their bedrooms While Lady ga ga sang out loud.
When I stagger to the window to see.
Old Grandma was getting a Christmas kiss from the pizza boy down the street.
Old Santa drove right by in his new Chevy truck saying you all are a bunch of drunks.
As he drove out of sight I did hear him say. "have a Bud for me and I'll see you on NewYears night.