THE G20 IS ON IN HAMBURG IN GERMANY
TRUMP WILL MEET THE TROOPS
LET'S HOPE TRUMP DOSEN'T CREATE
A LOT OF EMBARRASSING OOPS


NORTH KOREA IS HIGH ON THE TALKS
THE THREAT IS DEFINITELY REAL INDEED
WILL PRESIDENT TRUMP LEAD THE WORLD
TO BRING NORTH KOREA TO ITS KNEES


AT THE G20 TRUMP AND PUTIN
WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO MEET
LETS HOPE THE TALKS WONT LEAD
TO PRESIDENT TRUMPS DEFEAT


THE 3 BOOKS WILL BE THE MOST INCREDIBLE BOOKS
OF OUR TIME FOR THE MOST EXPLOSIVE AMERICAN
PRESIDENT OF OUR TIME.

DON'T MISS THEM

Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader there's only one pelt I'm interested in....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled Global warming has taken all the snow away....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, i do know Partel, Kareem, Xi Chein and Steve
and they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minister who is *******, not a president.
I speak English and a little French, not American though we like to mock southern accents...
And I pronounce it 'aboot, not about...

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack along with with motorhead and misfits patches...
I believe in peace keeping, not policing unless you count the G20...
diversity, not assimilation, unless it's the borg...
and that the ****** is a truly proud and noble animal and a bald one is truely a wonder to behold...
A toque is a hat that douchbags wear all year round, a chesterfield is a couch that my dunken friends sleep on,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' unless its Zebra because Zedbra sounds stupid!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass that can be pilfered by multinational conglomerates!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America... except vegas!

My name is Josh!!
And I am Canadian!!!
EH?