Jey Blu  Dec 2017
Agender is when you don't identify with either gender mentally. You can still dress and act like either *** and you still have your biological ***.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Dec 2017
It's a mental illness then, a denial of reality.

Jey Blu  
Or you're just a close minded *******

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show 
You're a retardate who'll die in 2018.

Jey Blu  
I sure ******* hope so. See you in hell. Or nevermind. I hope you live in this hellhole of a life forever.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  
Testify sister!

Jey Blu 
******* you *****

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  
Your daddy still loves you.

Jey Blu  
Nope. Otherwise he wouldn't have beaten me

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  
You shouldn't have had ****** ******* with him.

Jey Blu  
I didn't. It was my brother who ***** me. So ******* I don't need you bringing up bad memories

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  
It's good that you are male & female simultaneously.

Jey Blu  
Never said that. Only that I don't identify mentally with with either gender.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  
You are a mental ******.

Jey Blu  
*** is wrong with you. Do you act like an idiot around all people, or am I special?

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  
You identify as a man, yet you have female genitals. You are a lunatic.

Jey Blu  
I do not identify as a man nor a woman. I am a female biologically and agender mentally How many more times must I explain this?

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  
You're mentally defective. You shouldn't be alone with children.

Jey Blu  
Why do you do this?

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show 
How many boys have you molested?

Jey Blu  
I asked you a ******* question ****. Answer it, or I'll get your account deleted.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  
You made me cry. Why are you so mean?

Jey Blu  
Wow. You are ******* low. Posting a conversation between the two of us. And I sure hope I made you cry.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show
Don't hurt me mister!

Jey Blu  
I'm younger than you are, yet you act so much more immature.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show 
Are you going to **** me too?

Jey Blu 
I wouldn't even want to get within a mile of you, let alone close enough to touch you.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show 
I'm glad that you have spared me. I fear you and your *****/****** combo.

Jey Blu  
Why do you keep saying I have both male and female genitals?

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show 
I don't want you to **** anymore.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show 
Please don't track me down and ****** me!!!

Jey Blu  
I have never ***** anyone, and you continuing to bring up these memories is about to send me into a panic attack.

Nestled in a pencil case
And snuggled up in fluff
There snoozed a tiny pirate man
Of legendary stuff
He'd spied the hidden secrets
And trod the haunted shore
Blu-tack Beard the buccaneer
Scourge of the open floor

He stole a shoe-box galleon
And sailed the carpet blue
With pencil mast and paper sails
And crayons as his crew
They forayed on the crooked tiles
And crested every ridge
Blu-tack Beard the scallywag
The raider of the fridge

When moored up in the kitchen
With all his crew around
The captain showed to one and all
A treasure map he'd found
It bore a chart of distant parts
And quite a course it plot
It pointed to the bathroom lands
And tip-ex marked the spot

They crammed the hold with cornflakes
To feed them on their trip
They pulled ******* the piece of string
And weighed the paperclip
The crew they dragged their boat aloft
On neatly woven hairs
Blu-tack Beard the privateer
Surmounter of the stairs

They heaved their vessel restlessly
Atop the final brow
The crayon pirates caught their breath
And leaned against her bow
Then scaled tiny ladders
And each took to their post
Blu-tack Beard was at the helm
And watched the foreign coast

Through countless minutes voyaging
There loomed the bathroom door
They slacked the sail and went below
And each took to an oar
They pulled a mighty rhythm
Till their waxy arms were numb
And Blu-tack Beard the plunderer
Was beater of the drum

But though they pried in every nook
And each last inch of grout
They skirted round the skirting board
They tapped each silver spout
Illusive was their bounty
And they grew ever the crueller
They took their skipper angrily
And made him walk the ruler

He landed glum and ruefully
Amid the ***** socks
He heard the merry spiteful sound
Of laughing, taunting mocks
And saw the sight of mutiny
With waxen little smiles
Blu-tack Beard the cast-away
Alone among the tiles

He commandeered a washing cloth
And weaved himself a rope
He scaled the dreaded washstand
And stole a bar of soap
He carved himself a coracle
And set his sights on home
Blu-tack Beard the wanderer
Awash amid the foam

He slithered down the stairwell
And landed with a plan
For warmer climes and restfulness
A cocktail and a tan
And so he met his final port
Right then did he retire
Blu-tack Beard the pensioner
Of the warm spot near the fire