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Johnny Noiπ Sep 2018
The specialized microbes
mass reproducing female
chromosomes inhabiting
the porous android to bring
it to erratic animated life;
the astrogeneticist having
to fight off grasping arms &
long flailing synthetic legs
b/c although the polymer
torso & limbs were sturdy,
the goal of the experiment:
to produce a single unified
mind, had not occurred; the
faux female a fully sensate
out of control maniac now
driven by the multiplying
billions of microbial minds;
the thing becoming more
feminine by the moment as
female chromosomes flood
the perfectly replicated
organs; the astrogeneticist,
thinking he may never escape
its clutches alive, stripped
off his pressure suit & gave
the ***** monster the only
it could possibly comprehend;
an aroused male counterpart
Johnny Noiπ Jun 2018
3232 was hell;
long gone past hidden in the snooch
of time; that thing called the [past is a screaming
fireball -                              well deep n the hoole [Old Dutch]:
[cosmic snooch is every snooch;
         don't begrudge the snoochess
populating                          the earthy     red      earth [                ]
           in every form from creatures
          lurking at the bottom of the sea transparent
          jellyfish that will **** u w/ a stinging smile;
her lips are         red & puffy  
     vamping & laughing through the        collagen - [her eyes are ragged holes; painted black - so stylish;
       let's never         for get all the things that happened in the pst..., pst..., past [dreamtime black-site;        oddly feminine (               ) MIBs                   ;    [everything
                  that ever happened is        f-cked      [                    ]
                  I am in the cereal      isle getting
Coco Puffs; I need (                                 )
    the Family Size (to feed the thousands
    of human beings crowded in my apartment]: whole families;
    generations upon generation (Granny sells her
    old                   ***,          thankfully;) m
the mystics return w/ coins to place strategically
                             on the hardwood floor;
                             (I can't dream anymore -) [I can't **** anymore]
as a  distraction       for my fat wife so I can crawl into her VW Beetle:
Johnny Noiπ Jun 2018
Awesome, tender and snoochable -this must be true love.
Feet, flatulence and snooch - I must have a fetish; I think
snooch is great; sometimes I wish it weren't attached to
women; I know there are polymer replicas but those  
should be attached to life-size wholly lifelike      fembots;
    [the mad geneticist who lives in my  future
                    is hounded by the Feminist State;
very neurotic fellow;
                                  stays at home w/       his
own unique designs      for female-like
synthbots - frankly, I think the guy is scared
shitless of his own creations    [33rd century
technology wasn't getting the job done since
every fembot    had the same programming];
individuality was outlawed for fembot
programs - once sentient they would drive
the human female prostitutes out of business
so it was made illegal to write code for   any
actual personality,  leaving the robot-women
entirely predictable & utterly reliable] -
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                                                                ­      Secret journal entry: dated 3232
I've given up -     I haven't seen an actual naked woman
in so long I forget what goes where; I can
see arms  & legs - I think I used too many;
Sue has three arms & that animal tail I put
on is swinging spasmodically; I wonder
what I should do   now that she's awake;
I think I       put on too many snooches,  wiring
them all through the central nervous system  
                   circumventing
the brain &
turning              her whole head           into    
      |   one  |  large   |  oversize     |  *******;
when it expands I'm going to start drinking;
right now, her large pink wings are folded but when
they open she's going to be a gaping hole & she's
going to want to swallow something;   I ****** up;
my rare ******* has   appeared w/ the morning light;
Sue is getting up off the table & unfolding her wings; wings - oh - oh, what happened ? I knew it! I knew it!       All the snooches                      migrated
to the middle (                                   ) to make one huge ******!
she's lowering her hood, oh, o-god - o -oh-god -
her head is growing         w/ no face, no mouth -
                     no eyes no nose or ears; aaagh!! !
she has no torso! The wings are
filling the room / no - no o-oo!! ...      [? !     ! - !]
   
0 -
1. 'What do u think happened here?'
2. 'The man seems to have been attacked
(                                 ) by a giant  ******.'
1. 'Then where did it go?'
2. 'Yeh. Where?'
0+        
              "Calling All Ladies - Calling All Ladies;
               be on the lookout for a floating ******;
               approximate height 7', no arms, no legs;
               head may be a giant *******; *****-span
               may exceed it's height; careful, ladies -"

The geneticist snapped out of his coma screaming;(                    )he'd been having continuous nightmares   of being ****** dry by the gigantic  *****; now that [-] was awake, the Nurse Practitioner on duty came in to check his restraints;
Johnny Noiπ Jun 2018
alone on a rock more barren
than the one he'd left behind

all he ever wanted was snoo-
& he got all of space:      [-] |

there were no machines
& he was   buried under

breathing through the  small hole  - 
[that didn't ****
the atmosphere out of the             
hollow stone ball];
           he had only his female                      tapeworm            
                           for company, &    
she didn't talk:
slimy creature undulating like an         elongated
slippery labial tube that would swallow
& engulf him & shiver          w/ pulsing                            
                                lust throughout
its long body &         he was inside      
& outside of it;
the thing was in & out of him -
soon, the thing was depositing (                      )
                eggs under his skin [&      
they  were soonafter
                            a family]
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Johnny Noiπ Jun 2018
****, said the mad scientist
drunk again; his absinthe low;
he glanced at the cloudy window
rainbows were growing out
of              the tops of trees;
in a world where there is no
snooch nor **** only outlets;
he had built a Pygmalion
out of spare prosthetic bits
w/ detachable female parts;

parts that could be hidden
from the robo-cops; the scientist
hates this world & only wants to
go back to a place where women swung
from trees & weren't merely
a myth used to frighten children to bed;
he had a dream once where half of
all people were women & the other
half men; there were even those that
were both; but in 3232 *** is illegal;
u can arrested for sticking ur tongue
out; he didn't go outside anymore ex-
cept to get liquor; staying inside &
******* his robot, making sure the TV
isn't watching; making sure the computer
is turned completely off since it can't
be unplugged &                       the people                        on the 3DTV
are taking notes; he waits 'til                       after the Late
News to climb into the walk-in closet w/ the
robot in pieces that he assembles piece
by piece finally putting in the              batteries
powers it up;
  her       AI gives                        herself a name:
MY NAME IS ***** SWALLOW
based on        the uses he
                        puts her to               *****              writes her
program & designs          her           own algorithms;
oh,        oh, ****    ****, no,       (                ) (i|s) he       all anyone has to hear
is    ' NAME IS VUL VA   ' the     *******               robot keeps repeating:           in a         tinny metallic voice:      says MY              NAME IS ***** &        DO  U W ANT
         TO               **** ME- IWANT TO **** U;
(                                                         )
  the ******* stupid        neighbors         here, her saying   that;
                     that's his             ***
|
taking the ***-machine apart, the poor ******* is so paranoid he  swears he'll  
                 (                                                            )   ­       
           never putsittogether again;
at             night he roll            s over in a sweat "MY NAME IS *****"
murmuring from the closet
as (nights in the future          are pitch balck) smelling o       liquo like liquor       et stumbling blind in the dark; he makes
                   it into the closet w/out     turning the light on
& finding  the pieces in the dark   proceeds to  attaching
     all of the parts ***-backwards        leg to shoulder; A+: b= y ( by the time
he's done ******* the moaning machine
he turned the small night light on & found
         he'd put the ****** mechanical girl         together completely upside down        but still it worked; & long after,
since it didn't look like a-girl;                                       more like a walking
                    lamp; which actually might one day               come in handy;    
      ******* misplaced; s (now when
                                she spoke it came out :          LUVVA
             nooch right below the forehead;                     fine, fine  *** on her fine, fine a      /   chest;
a leg for an arm          ;, long ne        ck sticking out
  from between                her ears   an eye for an ear ;           the                  battery fades: he puts the head(v) away & curls up                
w/ the chubby                  full- operational    n torso
Johnny Noiπ  Jun 2018
c.3232
Johnny Noiπ Jun 2018
I had   
        a busted                     time-machine so        I                                  
                  w­ent
                                  into a                 shoe-maker & said,         man,
I gots                    to get new leather                      & he
says, I'                                          ve got just what u want;
3232 was givin                             g me a migraine
&                         I just          wanted to wake up &
se e a pair                                                         of ****, natural, implants.
                                 saggy,                                   swinging; I needs to get
back to the                                world of green                   snooch; this
gray world o                f nothingnes                                            s in the
                             pan                               ts is a drag & the people keep
multiplying;                                  how are they doing
it;                 I don't know bu                                       t I'm a throwback;
she sai                       d I was old & that was all,
otherwise                                            things would be diff                 erent;
                         I've bee n a round too long; I'm
trying to get                       back to wherever as
far bac                    k as I          can            go to                           the infinite
                           single point                         where it all began w/
all mass                        &  matter condensed to a
substance of pure          mass the size of                    a
pinpoint;
Johnny Noiπ Jun 2018
Okay, let me get a grip; the further we go into the future
the less u have to take off      no f -  n -   way       'yeh, but the further
back we go the more I have to take off -'       she says;
'well, there ya go, baby -
ur call - past or future - should I flip the coin?'
'What's the date on that coin?' she asks.
'3232' he says;
|            'flip away,' she says & they
                        watch the silver disk
become the moon [poetic]; she's wearing real mink,
a gift from her new beau; a  lunatic to all appearances
but a genius too : 'u know how u get genius & nuts
in one package?' she says by           b
way of explaining: her agent listens,
time-traveler that he is, he's got a new gimmick |
'get, this' he says : u strip backwards - moving back
in time takin' it ll off 'til u're standing there a baby!'
                        - 'A baby!' - 'Well, for the next bit, we age ya, see -
u crawl out in a diaper, the music starts -
                      'what's a baby gonna strip down to?' she grouses:
I'll think of something - Halloween costume?
white sheet over the head, cut-outs for eyes,
the whole 'Boo!' gag, but then -- the baby's
a full grown dame! Ta-da! in the all-together!' -  
                        'don't I at least get a new diaper?'

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