At her husband's behest, a young Frau Took son to a rabbi with know-hau. When she ventured to ask Concerning the task, He said, "Meine Frau, shouldn't be long nau."
******* were a lovely invension. They're best when the skin's under tension. Quite often it's not. Some cases are what Keep surgeons from tapping their pension.
There once was a Hebrew named Ham Who said, "Oy vey, I'm old. I am. My joints all do creak And my plumbing doth leak Or else it's stopped up like a dam."
A ticklish young lady named Nancy Was wooed by a fellow named Clancy. Though he tickled her pink, What made her heart sink Was: he didn't tickle her fancy.
There once was a lovely young nurse Who had a fondness for verse. But her rhythm and rhyme Consumed so much time Patients thought she could hardly be worse.