Said a nurse, as she rolled up his shirt, "This won't hurt," in a manner most curt. Said he, coming to, "Don't know what I'd do If she said it really would hurt."
A Finn, who lived in Helsinki, Had feet that were terribly stinki. What made his wife stay (The neighbors all say) Was weakness for *** that was kinki.
A young physics major cried, "Hark! Methinks I've discovered a quark. If I can now carry on And locate a baryon, I'll have in this field made my mark."