When NATO was formed, it appears Not a few Eskimos were in tears. Said they, "What? Not include us? How could you exclude us? We've had IC BMs for years."
An oft-married actress from Cannes Was known for her men and her tannes. Alone, she awoke, Stretched slowly, and spoke, "Ah - I feel like a new mannes."
A short little man from Quebec Had a toothache and went for a check. When he wanted to know Why the tooth had to go, He was told, "Ees Toulouse, Lautrec."
My daughter says somebody told her Of a Far Eastern man, who, though older Than some of the rest, Coud contort with the best As was known as 'The Manila Folder.'