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S M Chen Dec 2016
Limerick writing's no cinch.
At times one gets in a pinch.
     It's still rather fun
     To unearth a pun
And try the 5th line to clinch.
S M Chen Dec 2016
When NATO was formed, it appears
Not a few Eskimos were in tears.
     Said they, "What?  Not include us?
     How could you exclude us?
We've had IC BMs for years."
S M Chen Dec 2016
A gifted artist was Van Gogh,
Who cut off his ear, as you knogh.
     When he wanted it back,
     What made his mood black
Was that he had not learned to sogh.
S M Chen Dec 2016
An unfortunate parson named Burch
Had a penchant for flatus in church.
     This caused not a few
     Who sat in his pew
To exodus in spiritual surch.
S M Chen Dec 2016
An oft-married actress from Cannes
Was known for her men and her tannes.
     Alone, she awoke,
     Stretched slowly, and spoke,
"Ah - I feel like a new mannes."
S M Chen Dec 2016
A short little man from Quebec
Had a toothache and went for a check.
     When he wanted to know
     Why the tooth had to go,
He was told, "Ees Toulouse, Lautrec."
S M Chen Dec 2016
My daughter says somebody told her
Of a Far Eastern man, who, though older
     Than some of the rest,
     Coud contort with the best
As was known as 'The Manila Folder.'
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