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S M Chen Dec 2016
A green-thumbed lady named Mauna
Said, as she steamed in a sauna,
     "Though I have a yen
     For Japanese men,
I prefer bonsai to fauna."
S M Chen Dec 2016
In Tulsa, a prior bed-wetter
Grew up to be a big debtor.
     He gambled in college  
     And friends all acknowledge
His fame as 'the Sooner, the Bettor.'
S M Chen Dec 2016
Concerning life's woes and its weals:
The women who know how it feels
    To be used. and then left
    Forlorn and bereft
Should recall that time wounds all heels.
S M Chen Dec 2016
A strange thing it is about hair
(Perhaps mostly male, to be fair).
     We comb, brush and fuss
     And oftentimes cuss
About something that soon won't be there.
S M Chen Dec 2016
The Good Book says not to deceive.
What I say here is true, I believe.
     Upon some reflection,
     When it comes to injection,
It's more blessed to give than receive.
S M Chen Dec 2016
A housewife didn't think it a treat
When, at night, he peed on the seat.
     The next time he did
      She'd put down the lid.
Who says that revenge isn't sweet?
S M Chen Dec 2016
A remorseful young man named Nat
Tried hard to find where life was at.
     Wine, women and song
     Put his thinking all wrong.
Too much of those things can do that.
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