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S M Chen Dec 2016
A lisping shoe salesman was wise
To keep his defect in disguise.
     He'd the back luck to say
     To a lady, one day,
"Thit down while I look up your thize."
S M Chen Dec 2016
A hard-drinking fellow, one morn,
Felt standard libations were worn.
     With magnesium milk
     He mixed ***** or ilk.
Thus was the 'Phillips Screwdriver' born.
S M Chen Dec 2016
An atopic young lass used to sing,
"I'm allergic to 'most everything.
     When my skin isn't itching,
     My nostrils are twitching.
I can't wait for new pollens this spring."
S M Chen Dec 2016
A clumsy musician named June
Would trip several times before noon.
     A myopic conductor
     Tried to abduct her,
Mistaking her fall for a swoon.
S M Chen Dec 2016
Some cannibals thought it quite queer
That a verse-spouting judge showed no fear.
     When ready to dine,
     They hung up a sign
Which read:  'Poetic justice served here.'
S M Chen Dec 2016
One interesting thing seems quite clear:
the number of cookbooks appear-
     ing for people to buy
     seems equalled by di-
eting books, year after year.
S M Chen Dec 2016
Many females wear a B-bra;
Others are proud of their C-bra.
     But were there a prize
     For purely grade size,
It'd doubtless go to the zebra.
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